Rob

Life is elsewhere. -- André Breton

[Rob @highschoolrob]

@paddyclassof42 @NoGodsNoMisters I do indeed. And I couldn't be happier. Just be safe! Thanks for hanging with me at school, Paddy. #ath15

[Rob @highschoolrob]

@paddyclassof42 I'm really glad you enjoyed it, Paddy! You seemed to be quite friendly with @NoGodsNoMisters High School Mags Sanger #ath15

[Rob @highschoolrob]

@SophomoreJesus didn't sign my yearbook, but he put his hand on my forehead and now I feel all tingly, which is nice. #ath15

[Rob @highschoolrob]

@paddyclassof42 That I can't tell you, Paddy. It's between me and...it's a secret. But I can tell you we're going to PARTY tonight! #ath15

[Rob @highschoolrob]

@paddyclassof42 Paddy, I've been mopey and self-centered for days, but now some, some new information has me in a, a great mood! #ath15

[Rob @highschoolrob]

@paddyclassof42 Hey, man! How's it going. Excited for graduation? #ath15

[Rob @highschoolrob]

#secretdiary Puts everything in perspective. This graduation day is one of Paddy's big moments. Gonna hang out with him and have fun. #ath15

[Rob @highschoolrob]

#secretdiary So. Did a little research. M'buddy @paddyclassof42 joins the army, gets run over by a US truck, & dies 7 months postgrad #ath15

[Rob @highschoolrob]

#secretdiary Omen. Omen, of course. #ath15

[Rob @highschoolrob]

#secretdiary It's an amen, a forefuturecasting amen! If @KATIEV4PREZ wants to sit next to me at graduation maybe I'm not a total dud. #ath15

[Rob @highschoolrob]

@paddyclassof42 Do I need to get her a gift? Flowers or a Bible or something? What should I do? #ath15

[Rob @highschoolrob]

@paddyclassof42 Doesn't it seem like going to graduation with someone is more important than a dance? Should I give her my tassel? #ath15

[Rob @highschoolrob]

@paddyclassof42 You're right! I need to feed. That changes everything if @KATIEV4PREZ wants to go to graduation with me. Next to me. #ath15

[Rob @highschoolrob]

@paddyclassof42 @KATIEV4PREZ REALLY?! How did you find out? Did @KATIEV4PREZ tell you? #ath15

[Rob @highschoolrob]

@paddyclassof42 Aw, Paddy, I'm discouraged. I don't even want to go to graduation. I didn't make Dean's List, or Vice's or Guidance's #ath15

[Rob @highschoolrob]

I'm not going to be able to sleep for 1,000,000 hours. I'll walk home, thanks. Wow. Good dance! Wonder how @paddyclassof42 is doing. #ath15

[Rob @highschoolrob]

Sending messages through the chickens back through time to their sad progenitor. Don't lose heart! #morpwisdom #ath15

[Rob @highschoolrob]

@MozzerHi @clairedonato04 The #morp punch taught me we can can redeem the past by loving descendents in the present. For All Time. #ath15

[Rob @highschoolrob]

@MozzerHi @clairedonato04 Don't you see that we can redeem the sadness of the dinosaurs by loving chickens. REALLY loving them. #ath15

[Rob @highschoolrob]

@MozzerHi I see everything so clearly now. The dinosaurs died because they were too sad. We have to love their descendants the birds. #ath15