Patrick Kavanaugh

Remember Pearl! Gonna volunteer for the Navy as soon as they'll take me!

[Patrick Kavanaugh @paddyclassof42]

@highschoolrob @NoGodsNoMisters Aye, Rob. Mags and I have an understanding. Quite a deep understanding, if you catch my drift. #ath15

[Patrick Kavanaugh @paddyclassof42]

@highschoolrob That was the party to end all parties last night, lad! I threw me mortarboard in the air and still hasn't landed! #ath15

[Patrick Kavanaugh @paddyclassof42]

@highschoolrob That's a swell idea, Rob! Yep, tonight we're gonna party like there's no tomorrow!!! #ath15

[Patrick Kavanaugh @paddyclassof42]

@highschoolrob Rob, What is this new information now that's got ye glowin'? #ath15

[Patrick Kavanaugh @paddyclassof42]

@highschoolrob How are ye doin' today yerself, Rob? #ath15

[Patrick Kavanaugh @paddyclassof42]

@highschoolrob Ah, Rob, me bucko, I'm nervous as all hell, truth be told. Ma said last night she never thought I'd graduate. Weepy. #ath15

[Patrick Kavanaugh @paddyclassof42]

@highschoolrob Y'should catch your breath, be glad y'have a reason t'go to graduation, and start steaming the wrinkles out o' yr gown #ath15

[Patrick Kavanaugh @paddyclassof42]

@highschoolrob Don't get ahead of yourself, lad. Graduation's just a once-in-a-lifetime, future-altering occasion! It's not Prom. #ath15

[Patrick Kavanaugh @paddyclassof42]

@highschoolrob @KATIEV4PREZ Naw, I read it right here in the Twitter feed! You gotta stay tuned in me boy! #ath15

[Patrick Kavanaugh @paddyclassof42]

@highschoolrob But, Rob, didn't you see that @KATIEV4PREZ wants to sit beside you at the ceremony? #ath15

[Patrick Kavanaugh @paddyclassof42]

@highschoolrob I have to get back to Mags. Get hold of yourself! See you later! #ath15

[Patrick Kavanaugh @paddyclassof42]

@highschoolrob Young man you've had too much to drink, that's for certain! Anyone have some ipecac? #ath15

[Patrick Kavanaugh @paddyclassof42]

@NoGodsNoMisters If you'll just pardon me a moment. I haven't seen @highschoolrob in a while. Gotta look for him. #ath15

[Patrick Kavanaugh @paddyclassof42]

@NoGodsNoMisters Yes, Mags, the waltz is the world's finest dance. And you dance it divinely m'dear! #ath15

[Patrick Kavanaugh @paddyclassof42]

@NoGodsNoMisters Margaret Higgins Sanger, your Father's a fine chap, but he needs his rest. You and I shall have a fine time tonite! #ath15

[Patrick Kavanaugh @paddyclassof42]

By no means Mr. Sanger, and so right of you to ask. Mags will be with me at all times. @NoGodsNoMisters On my honor as a gentleman. #ath15

[Patrick Kavanaugh @paddyclassof42]

Why, of course Mr. Sanger. I'm going to join the Navy once I graduate; maybe even before. #ath15

[Patrick Kavanaugh @paddyclassof42]

Mr. Sanger. Mrs. Sanger. Ever so pleased to meet you! You have raised a charming, charming girl! @NoGodsNoMisters #ath15

[Patrick Kavanaugh @paddyclassof42]

@highschoolrob @NoGodsNoMisters Rob, fear not! I promise you Mags Sanger and I will stay by your side all night! Mags'll like Siri! @ath15

[Patrick Kavanaugh @paddyclassof42]

#privatetweet @highschoolrob Remember, lad. Between the roosters and the hens . . . it's only awkward if you let it be! Courage! #ath15