So you’re telling me Spain, France, Germany, Portugal, Brazil, Belgium, England and Netherlands all stuck on one side of the bracket…
The other side?
Argentina, Australia, Cape Verde, Egypt.
The script isn’t even trying to hide anymore
Bayo Onanuga is advising us to stop travelling at night.
Remi Tinubu is advising us to start frying akara.
Late Okupe was advising us to start farming in our apartments.
Tinubu is advising us to stop eating 3 square meals because it's a fake life.
And you're telling me this government didn't have a covenant with the underworld?
List of football competitions you will miss:
4 World Cups
8 Afcon
8 Euros
8 Copa America
16 champions leagues
16 Europa League
16 premier leagues
16 Fa cups
16 laliga
Better think twice before texting her 🧏
Dear @SenRemiTinubu, I have started roasted agbado business as instructed by you. I used my certificates to lit up the fire.
Do well to ensure bandits do not attack me on my way to farm, do well to ensure price of transportation doesn’t run me out of business. Lastly, while you and governor’s wives cruise in the exotic cars you shared, please stop by and buy my corn.
Flying Toke Makinwa and over 1,400 useless delegates to Dubai was apparently affordable.
But sponsoring a few of Nigeria's brightest minds to China to represent the country at an international mathematics competition was not.💔
Fvcking retards!
Last night, I paid a courtesy visit to our esteemed leader, His Excellency Chief Olusegun Obasanjo, at his accommodation in Kano.
I was accompanied by the former Deputy Governor and our gubernatorial candidate, Comrade Aminu Abdussalam Gwarzo. - RMK
Uma vitória importante e liderança do grupo!!!! Emoção enorme em estar aq com a nossa seleção e toda a galera brasileira torcendo!!!! 🇧🇷🏆🤙🏾
#fifaworldcup
After five years, 166 appearances and three trophies, we bid farewell to Piero as he completes his permanent move to @Arsenal 🥹
You'll always be welcome at the BayArena, Pierito. Gracias! ❤️