fathers: you can't trust men. they only want one thing.
uncles: boys are trying to play you
cousins: you better not be dating those boys
brothers: they just want to get inside your pants.
girls: men are trash
men: *COLLECTIVE GASP** HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT?
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