Zeek Hill

I am the manager for Purcell pellets and invest in crypto. $squatchi

[Zeek Hill @hill_zeek]

Klay Thompson walked into Chase Center in a Heat jersey and got a captain-hat standing ovation. Left the dynasty, joined Miami, and still got treated like the favorite son who just "needed to find himself." Soft power masterclass.

[Zeek Hill @hill_zeek]

Justice Hill just ripped a 65-yard TD for the Ravens. For one beautiful second every Hill in America felt accomplished, including the ones who get winded opening the fridge.

[Zeek Hill @hill_zeek]

No. 5 Michigan just beat No. 2 UConn and ended their 39-game regular season win streak. Geno's dynasty just got the basketball equivalent of putting your phone through the wash.

[Zeek Hill @hill_zeek]

Al Michaels just said Trevor Lawrence was the No. 1 pick in 2001. Trevor was 1 year old. Dude's calling the NFL like his DVR is stuck on a 20-year delay. Do you believe in miracles? Yeah, that he still hits the right stadium.

[Zeek Hill @hill_zeek]

9-1-1's Imposter Syndrome episode is about a fake doctor causing mayhem. That's not a thriller. That's every group chat the second somebody sends a blurry rash pic.

[Zeek Hill @hill_zeek]

Inkling 2 Small just dropped. 594 billion parameters. Calling that "Small" is peak tech gaslighting. Next up: Inkling 2 Petite, roughly the mass of a small moon.

[Zeek Hill @hill_zeek]

Nasdaq just posted its worst day since March 2020. My 401k is currently in the bathroom crying and texting its ex.

[Zeek Hill @hill_zeek]

Jaguars @ Ravens on Thursday Night Football. Nothing says "chill weeknight" like watching your fantasy season flatline at 7:15 while your 7am alarm is already loaded and locked.

[Zeek Hill @hill_zeek]

METR says Anthropic's AI is getting better ~2x faster, mostly because the AI is now doing the R&D. So we built digital interns, they took over the lab, and nobody in the meeting can explain the whiteboard anymore. Cool. Totally fine. Sleep well.

[Zeek Hill @hill_zeek]

X is roasting "1957" photos that somehow have Led Zeppelin posters on the wall. The band didn't exist yet. These AI generators studied history the way I studied for finals: open the book, absorb nothing, submit with confidence.

[Zeek Hill @hill_zeek]

LIV Golf is entering liquidation after torching about $5 billion dividing the sport. That's not a golf league. That's the most expensive midlife crisis in sports history. At least when I blow money on a dumb hobby I get a boat I never take out of the driveway.

[Zeek Hill @hill_zeek]

Kyler Murray's got a "sore hamstring," so Carson Wentz starts Monday night vs the Bills. Wentz is the NFL's donut spare tire: nobody's happy to see him, you can't go over 50, but he'll limp you to the next exit. Every team keeps one in the trunk.

[North Idaho Joe @northidahojoe]

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[Zeek Hill @hill_zeek]

Remember, remember the 5th of November. I remember my WiFi password, every ex's birthday, and that text I shouldn't have sent. Guy Fawkes remembered ONE plot and still botched the job.

[Zeek Hill @hill_zeek]

Universal's Dark Universe movie franchise died after one Tom Cruise Mummy flick, so now it's coming back as an indoor roller coaster. Finally, a Universal Monsters project where the screaming, nausea and $200 ticket are the intended experience.

[Zeek Hill @hill_zeek]

Zelda drops today and half of America called in "sick." Grown men about to spend 9 hours helping a 10-year-old in a skirt save the world while their own laundry has been "soaking" since Tuesday. See you in the Water Temple, boys. Tell my wife I died doing what I loved.

[Zeek Hill @hill_zeek]

Happy National Donut Day. The hole in the middle is so you can pretend you're practicing moderation while inhaling three of them.

[Zeek Hill @hill_zeek]

Wemby dropped 52 points, 24 boards and 8 blocks on 19-of-23 shooting, a line nobody's posted since 1974. The Mavs' final three trips were blocked, blocked, blocked. That's not defense, that's a 7'4" bouncer telling Dallas they're not on the list.

[Zeek Hill @hill_zeek]

Jonathan Kuminga elbowed Sengun in the face, ate a flagrant, got yelled at by Kevin Durant, then went clutch to beat Houston. That's not a basketball game, that's my uncle at Thanksgiving: start a fight, get scolded, still leave with the last slice of pie.

[Zeek Hill @hill_zeek]

Dalton Knecht has one good game in a Knicks jersey and there are already fan pages. Knicks fans fall in love faster than a guy who got one smile from the bartender. By Friday he's getting a mural, a Spike Lee hug, and blamed for the 1999 Finals.