Hillary

avid ibuprofen user

[Hillary @hillaryreaves]

No lie it’s probably been about 3 years since I remembered to shave the back of my thighs

[Hillary @hillaryreaves]

If Julia child isn’t important to you I can’t trust you

[Hillary @hillaryreaves]

I’m my best self with short red nails

[Hillary @hillaryreaves]

lil tipsy, just got a new high score on liking Insta stories

[Hillary @hillaryreaves]

working is so crazy
What do you mean I can’t go home until 4 pm

[katie 𐦍 @kat1enotfound]

7x3=21 that is so awesome

[Hillary @hillaryreaves]

Crop dusting my kindergartners

[Hillary @hillaryreaves]

ghosting my debt collector

[˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚ @bendergirlfrend]

The best part about renting is getting to pour cooking oil down the drain

[lonnie @aubreyplazawyd]

If you’re 27 years old go fuck yourself

[Hillary @hillaryreaves]

idc if u wear chacos just don’t do it in front of me

[Hillary @hillaryreaves]

turning 27 this year but in like a still 23 way

[Hillary @hillaryreaves]

honestly f*ck natural peanut butter if my peanut butter doesn’t have a lawsuit filed against it I don’t want it

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

[flirting] i have ibuprofen if you need

[Hillary @hillaryreaves]

it’s not that deep-ing my way thru January

[Hillary @hillaryreaves]

a communal white russian

[Hillary @hillaryreaves]

#NewProfilePic

[clintoris @clintoris]

I’ve received some caution about the content of Saltburn but no one considered to warn me ahead of time that they’re also British

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

i’m going insane does anyone want anything

[Hillary @hillaryreaves]

@ughitsrumshot what the fuck did I just read - a crime