Lizard

if I don’t laugh I will cry

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

when i call my cat fat, i am not fatshaming him. in fact, i am fatpraising him.

[DJ @djstweets]

My favorite podcast

[BravesVision @BravesVisionTV]

Inspector Ronald.

[tori @doritenholm]

A Family can be One Woman and a Drunk Cigarette

[💋🪩 @harrysangelsue]

this is probably how zoë kravitz felt waving her left hand with the engagement ring to olivia wilde at the met gala

[MLB @MLB]

Ronald Acuña Jr.'s first homer of the season comes in the new @Braves City Connect threads!

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

Here’s an angle of the brawl where you can see Reynaldo Lopez land a blow on Jorge Soler with the baseball in his hand

[MLB @MLB]

An UNBELIEVABLE effort by Daniel Lynch IV to tag the runner out!

[ًsuna @eversincewms]

MUST BE LONELY OUT IN PARIS IF YOU TALK LIKE THAT

[Miles Garrett @MilesGarrettTV]

*sighs*

Happy opening day

[Paul Blart @swagmastarpaul]

I love when cats do that bunny kick with their toys that’s some good shit right there

[love drops @lovedropx]

My best tip for anyone trying to get back into reading is to remember that you can read books to avoid other responsibilities in your life, and it can become a vice if you play your cards right.

[Benjamin Wolk @benjaminwolk]

should offer a $75 package that blacks out when Bryce Elder starts

[Pop Core @TheePopCore]

SNL host Colin Jost joked about Timothée Chalamet's opera and ballet comment:

“Chalamet is being criticized by major opera and ballet organizations after he said that no one cares about those art forms. Chalamet made the comment during a press tour for his movie about ping-pong.”

[lu🪩🇦🇷 @besitosrry]

sometimes babygirl is a 32 year old man

[Blooper @BlooperBraves]

we love him

[rose @callhimbabie]

KATTDO writing process

[b @pauliebleek3r]

jacob elordi i am reaching out to invite you to join a book club ! it’s just going to be me and you and also you’re gonna have to buy all the books because you have more money than me okay i’ll buy some but mostly you