Jason B Hill

Connoisseur of sausage and boxed wines, data scientist, believer that ketchup is trash sauce for uncultured peasants, lover of dogs.

[Jason B Hill @hilljb]

@GovofCO @GovofCO Go Rockies! However, any publicly funded stadium should be banned from gouging fans on concessions. It is ridiculous that a brat, a small fry, and a soft drink cost $28. If you want to help Rockies fans, stop the gouging at Coors Field.

[Jason B Hill @hilljb]

@BroomfieldPD It's pretty incredible that I can use CDOT's cameras to watch the large, organized street-racing event happening on US36 right now and observe the complete lack of response from the Broomfield PD. https://t.co/zfpmrNcrhY

[Jason B Hill @hilljb]

@WestminsterPD Maybe people not seeing a stop sign isn't important? It's still there.

[Jason B Hill @hilljb]

@WestminsterPD There's a trailer blocking the sidewalk at Harlan and W115th. More importantly, it completely blocks the stop sign. I have seen a car go right across 115th without even knowing there is a stop sign there.

[Jason B Hill @hilljb]

@WhiteHouse Men's room self pic is always classy

[Jason B Hill @hilljb]

@judgeJams @DamonStrong @InternetH0F It could, sure, but the water is more dense and what it is really doing is grabbing the air and moving it efficiently, creating lower pressure outside the window and maintaining the vacuum at the fire.

[Jason B Hill @hilljb]

@mail_american @SallyMayweather Sure, we could lose over 40% of the national GDP that those states account for, and the red welfare queen states will be just fine. They'll be "MUCH RICHER." Sure.

[Jason B Hill @hilljb]

#verdict

[Jason B Hill @hilljb]

@Rogersonline @NateSilver538 The typical Burger King franchise experienced a roughly 50% increase in profits last year. If you can make more money by raising prices and know that everyone will just blame inflation, you do it. Everyone else is doing it.

[Jason B Hill @hilljb]

@dailycamera You can read a free article here: https://t.co/dmnMAp3Cra

[Jason B Hill @hilljb]

@Jim_NJ5 @MaryLTrump They made it a gold color just for him. Nice!

[Jason B Hill @hilljb]

@mccrystal_alex I'm pretty sure that's actually giving a fuck.

[Jason B Hill @hilljb]

@mhdksafa Said the lady handing out the medals: "I don't see color."

[Jason B Hill @hilljb]

@Boonmee82460182 @larryjones Did he not kiss dear leader's feet to your liking?

[Jason B Hill @hilljb]

@TheCharlesDowns That "massive" arena holds 6,800 people. That won't even hold a Nickelback concert.

[Jason B Hill @hilljb]

@juliekisok @TheEXECUTlONER_ Oh, you're free to like racist memes. You should just know that there may be consequences.

[Jason B Hill @hilljb]

@iluminatibot I love the Constitution, but hate the government. I love it.

[Jason B Hill @hilljb]

@fuckedupfoods Well, that was fast

[Jason B Hill @hilljb]

@RyanShead Right on. My wife asked me to try sitting for a while and I stuck with it. It feels oddly gross to splash away freely now.

[Jason B Hill @hilljb]

@dailycamera It's all going downhill. One day your local online newspaper demands money for their increasingly lackluster coverage and the next day you don't have fireworks.