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[Njigba @him1t0]

Said “You too” when the waiter said to enjoy my meal

[Njigba @him1t0]

@found_it_funny Mf just made up numbers im sick😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Njigba @him1t0]

“Billions of people” are not watch “Phil Foden”

[JoeAce @thecitydefender]

4 Reasons why City can't be relegated

1. Billions of people will stop watching the Premier League and switch to the Championship just to watch City play.

2. The Premier League will lose relevance because people will lose interest in it.

3. The Premier League won't be able to compete in Europe properly, because we were the ones giving them PR on the biggest stage.

4. The Premier League will lose billions in revenue because City has one of the strongest fanbases in Europe.

So if you're thinking Man City should be relegated, I'm sorry 😂. The Premier League can't risk all this.

[Njigba @him1t0]

Get kadarius toney, Zay flowers and Lamar Jackson in this immediately

[Alonso Gurmendi @Alonso_GD]

This should be an Olympic sport

[Njigba @him1t0]

@44nc_ @FeelLikeMafe Yes

[Njigba @him1t0]

JSN FC vs Mike standrealstill
let’s work

[Njigba @him1t0]

“My son broke his arm and I was too much of a bitch to ask the paid employees to come do their job and help me get the product I told him I would get”

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

My son broke his arm today so I took him out for ice cream and said he could get a LEGO set and we could build it together.

We went to Walmart.

Every single LEGO set, even ones that were $7.99, were locked up behind glass.

We walked down another isle… same thing.

Every single week I have walked in here and more items are locked up behind glass and it takes FOREVER to have anyone help you open something and they make you feel awful for it.

It’s honestly barely worth shopping here at all…

I felt so bad for my kid. We ended up just leaving without a LEGO set.

Whatever we are doing with society that has brought us here… it’s gotta end.

This is insane and it’s destroying childhood.

[Njigba @him1t0]

@mc1243657 The Hypothetical Strikes again!

[Njigba @him1t0]

@MuseBaker Steve largent shits on Mike evans stop this BS

[Njigba @him1t0]

Wore my Josh Allen jersey to the single mothers meeting

[Njigba @him1t0]

@RamFanSinceNam @NixForSix Convinced people just say stupid shit. That ball was about to hit his hand even after he got obliterated by the DB

[Njigba @him1t0]

@mite141 By the way this Nga willing to mass murder the universe gets sneaked 30 seconds later😭😭😭

[Mite141 | #TENOÍ @mite141]

This one feat tricking niggas into thinking Miraculous Ladybug a good show😭

[Njigba @him1t0]

@fadedanddemoted “What the fuck did you just say to me dumbass” (respectfully)

[Njigba @him1t0]

@Milo_H4 God (creator of everything) when tasked with giving a baby a Y chromosome

[Njigba @him1t0]

@ThunderTheDevil Died in universe over 15 year old relationship drama

[Njigba @him1t0]

@missponkbeds We just call anything rape now

[Njigba @him1t0]

@johnrockshomes @Photo_Mango “Protecting a federal building” is a start

[Njigba @him1t0]

@johnrockshomes “But your honor, nobody told me I wasn’t supposed to walk into the United States captial building calling for the deaths and hangings of members of the United States government while police officers forcibly tried to keep me out”

[Njigba @him1t0]

@normouspenis @Jay__Catsby Wow this is truth socials level of stupidity