haley

• still in the business of efforts •

[haley @him_9618]

@anna_elnunu 10/10 recommend Spa Trouvé

[haley @him_9618]

The aggressiveness of my belly button throughout this pregnancy has become overwhelming and there is still 12 weeks to go. 🤰🏼

[haley @him_9618]

My neighborhood FB page bullied a woman into moving out of our neighborhood and I can’t decide if I should like the post or not

[haley @him_9618]

Think I might fuck around and go to target

[haley @him_9618]

PSA to any lady out there with baby fever: pregnancy is HARD

[haley @him_9618]

Anyone else watch a commercial and immediately imagine the pitch behind it or are you normal?

[haley @him_9618]

Hadn’t pooped in 3 days, so I ordered chipotle and I’m not even exaggerating when I tell you it only took about 30 minutes to get things moving again. Thanks chipotle, I knew I could count on you 🤗

[haley @him_9618]

@MaryLeishman May god bless your soul with patience lol

[haley @him_9618]

@MaryLeishman I didn’t even know pampered chef was a thing til like 2 months ago?? Lol

[haley @him_9618]

No, I do not sell pampered chef. Thank you.

[haley @him_9618]

@MaryLeishman This is a direct tweet to me and I’m dying laughing

[haley @him_9618]

*my husband offering up the tv remote while he has The Sinner on*
Husband: you can watch whatever you want
*me immediately turning on The Lizzie McGuire Movie*
Me: I am 12

[haley @him_9618]

Upper lip waxes hurt WAY worse than bikini waxes. Don’t even try to change my mind

[haley @him_9618]

SOS all I own are skinny jeans. Someone rescue me from becoming old!

[haley @him_9618]

@Tythekerator Thank god

[haley @him_9618]

@anna_elnunu Girl at least just lotion your hands! I am doing everything I can to avoid aging in my hands 😅💀

[haley @him_9618]

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but don’t forget to put on lotion before bed!!!

[haley @him_9618]

@mckaylarast I think about this too often

[haley @him_9618]

Does anyone ever remember the game show called The Million Second Quiz and wonder if you dreamt it all up yourself?