Himanshu Yadav

Scaladev @zalandotech

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

There is no Fox Marvel Universe or MCU without Blade first creating a market. He’s Marvel Daddy. Please retweet for a Logan-like send off. #DeadpoolAndWolverine

[Himanshu Yadav @himanshu4141]

@madebygoogle why you can't accept the return of multiple items in the same box. How enviorment unfriendly is that environment. Also it allows your employees to cheat people like me who send multiple items back in the same box.

[Randall Munroe @xkcd]

Alien Observers https://t.co/n6Qr1RHPVP

[Himanshu Yadav @himanshu4141]

@irishshagua i would love to die like this :P

[PlanB @100trillionUSD]

#Bitcoin mempool is clearing. 1 sat/Byte fee transactions are being processed. Great time for wallet reorg!
https://t.co/1XCBrGK7d1

[@[email protected] @MissAmyTobey]

"we got bought by Microsoft! we're so excited!!1 we'll still be the same compa..." hahahahahahahahahahhaha sweet summer children

[Owen Phelan @phelo]

👏👏👏👏👏👏

[Jasmine Childress @_JChildress]

I SAW A FREAKING WHALE FROM A PLANE AND THE PHOTO IS BAD AND I DONT CARE

[Himanshu Yadav @himanshu4141]

@truemped @ZalandoTech Couldn't stay away 😜

[ᥲg͛ʂ @andygscott]

I will think of this the next time I’m modifying yaml at stripe, which surely will be today

[Bartosz @bocytko]

Technology decisions, especially for programming languages, are hard and heavily debated in companies. Learn how we have refined the approach for technology selection in @ZalandoTech and #TechRadar to allow for healthier, principle-based discussions.

[Himanshu Yadav @himanshu4141]

@always_a_conor ???

[Rebecca @r_l_mark]

Crying, Anger, and Pantslessness is the new CAP theorem. It’s impossible to have less than 2 right now.

[Himanshu Yadav @himanshu4141]

@kunalpurohit This is so scary and shitty man. Sorry for your loss. 😔

[Mikael Thalen @MikaelThalen]

This shows the location data of phones that were on a Florida beach during Spring Break. It then shows where those phones traveled.

First thing you should note is the importance of social distancing. The second is how much data your phone gives off.

[Tammy Duckworth @SenDuckworth]

So today I didn’t realize I was off mute and told the Democratic Caucus (including a couple recent presidential candidates) that “...mommy is working honey, please go potty and wash your hands then mommy will come downstairs.” How’s your working from home going? 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Himanshu Yadav @himanshu4141]

@VasundharaBJP why are you guys partying in first place when the whole world is avoiding social distancing.

[Himanshu Yadav @himanshu4141]

@jbspeakr Happy birthday man

[Molly Waggett @mollywaggett]

the scariest thing about COVID-19 is that it looks like a JIRA ticket