nervous wreck (the sequel)

mollie | .jpeg coping mechanisms™️| my therapist said this was a good idea

[A Literal L’Mouse @IliadRy]

Back in my day, “Stella Lefty” was just what a man from Boston would call Jon Lester

[amir @blumenfeld]

This Phoebe Bridgers song "Bobby" is beautiful I almost can't believe it's about Robert F. Kennedy Jr.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Watters: You think it’s ok to slash a ding-a-ling off

El-Sayed: Do you really want to have this conversation? Are you circumcised?

Watters: Yeah

El-Sayed: Then you probably want to move on.

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

I know that language changes but I’m going to have to draw the line at legitimizing people talking like Tommy Pickles. Call me a fascist I literally don’t care.

[Carbon Helium @CarbonHelium]

A lot of you on this app are her btw

[hunter harris @hunteryharris]

be serious what's the difference between a router and a modem

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

when a dream comes true a fantasy dies

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

Me during adhd spiral

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

i didn't like audrey hobert's music the first time i heard it but then i grew the fuck up

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

wait ok so how is everybody just like handling everything

[🦅Roll Philly Dawgz🦅 @RollPhillyDawgz]

I don’t care what you gotta do Howie, you keep Tank Bigsby around.

He’s a real Eagle.

[baber @bakerbakerbaker]

watched the drama (2026) last night. dont make no sense. if zendaya told me she shot a school up id be like things happen baby

[Josh Reynolds @JoshReynolds24]

MOOD FOREVER:

[dhwani @dhwanisaraiya_]

LeBron James. Philadelphia 76er.

With Bells On.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

my mom at 27: hi this is my husband and daughter and the house we all live in together

me at 27: thirst trap by audrey hobert keeps the voices out

[Netflix Sports @netflixsports]

RING THE BELL 🔔

The Home Run Derby live from Philadelphia is officially here 🙌

The T‑Mobile Home Run Derby is LIVE TONIGHT on Netflix at 8PM ET | 5PM PT. Special coverage begins at 7PM ET | 4PM PT

[Fairy Gothmother, MD @jenny2x4]

Didn’t know why people were saying “ladybugs” in reference to Lindsey Graham until today. Sometimes it’s best not to understand a reference. Really wish I could go back.

[Lucy Dacus @lucydacus]

he will be more useful to this earth as the dirt he will become