Bo Hines

You might remember me from such films as Man vs. Nature: The Road to Victory.

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

ANNOUNCEMENT:

Any U.S. Citizen that wants to cheer on Belgium tonight I’ll be hosting a 9th green at 9 watch party for the match. Please dress nice. Go Belgium!

[Bo Hines @HinesBo]

Just as the Founding Fathers intended.

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

Nikita demonetizing accounts that provided some third world village its sole source of income:

[Bo Hines @HinesBo]

@redsteeze I hate the use of “retard” and usually avoid liking posts with it but he had it coming.

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

On the one hand she tore the Royal Family apart and made her husband renounce his title but on the other hand she lost $5 million on jam so it’s impossible to say whether she’s bad or not.

[Dirty Texas Hedge @HedgeDirty]

Over 4000 workers just became millionaires by owning the means of production and the socialists are pissed

[Bridget Phetasy @BridgetPhetasy]

The irony of the Europeans coming to America and through their eyes giving us the 250th birthday celebration we need and deserve.

[Bo Hines @HinesBo]

@FreddyLA7 BEST state of your tour! Enjoy your time in Alabama!!

[Seth Mandel @SethAMandel]

And scene.

[Military History Now @MilHistNow]

Raise your hand if you think it sucks that there have been FIVE 'Pirates of the Caribbean' movies but only ONE 'Master and Commander' film.

[Bo Hines @HinesBo]

I want to take issue with this, but I can’t find the flaw in this logic…

[Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze]

The entire Star Wars lore is based on Qui-Gon Jinn cheating on a dice roll.

[Bo Hines @HinesBo]

Couldn’t agree with this more. I’ve seen this movie hundreds of times and crack up at this every single time!

[The Sting @TheStingisBack]

The “Marcus Brody cut” in Indiana Jones is a masterclass in comedic editing. It works flawlessly because Spielberg isn’t just subverting the scene, he's weaponising our own knowledge of his filmmaking style against us.
Happy heavenly birthday, Denholm Elliott

[Bo Hines @HinesBo]

Hell yeah

[Fiona Small @FionaSmall]

Me when anyone asks why I still use Twitter

[Jim Gardner-Johnson @DatDudeJD]

BAR OWNER: “You’re OK at making drinks, but are you good at changing the channel on a TV?”

BARTENDER INTERVIEWEE: “I am the literal worst channel changer of all time.”

BAR OWNER: “You start tomorrow.”

[Casual Thursday @CasualThursday]

I know Dothan, Alabama when I see it

[Dr. Alex Zawacki @achillghost]

Secret Service shooting reminds me of the time I was in DC at 19 and they had the street closed off. I asked why and an SS guy said “Justin Bieber’s visiting.” I said “really?” and he said “no idiot”

[Bo Hines @HinesBo]

One of the best jokes ever told.

[Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day @NormSNLJokes]

Well, it is finally official.

Murder is legal in the state of California.

[SpaceX @SpaceX]

On track for today’s Starship flight test. The launch window is from 5:30 p.m. CT – 7 p.m. CT and live coverage starts ~45 minutes before launch