Patrick Bateman

Dorsia frequenter. // ran by @BONKATOMICPVNCH // #parodytwt #rptwt

[Patrick Bateman @hip2bsqvare]

"I have to return some videotapes."
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[Patrick Bateman @hip2bsqvare]

@paulallenreal_ ...

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Call you out of work to cut a bagel?!

[Patrick Bateman @hip2bsqvare]

You were at work.

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Paul locked the knives in the cupboard again. I just want to cut my bagel. You won't find a picture of Price hung up with a chef's knife again, I promise.

[Patrick Bateman @hip2bsqvare]

@paulallenreal_ You really think so?

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I should learn kung fu.

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[Patrick Bateman @hip2bsqvare]

Is there a Tic-Tac-Toe version of checkmate? I do believe I just accomplished that.

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@paulallenreal_ Your turn.

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[Patrick Bateman @hip2bsqvare]

@ImpVegeta I also take testosterone. But you can't tell anyone, this is a secret.

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@ImpVegeta Cocaine usually perks me up.

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@ImpVegeta I know a guy who'll get you a gram for $80.

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@ImpVegeta Thank you.

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[Patrick Bateman @hip2bsqvare]

@paulallenreal_ Hello.