Dana Kalachnik

• whisper screams •

[Dana Kalachnik @hipdanichka]

Blossoming into a beautiful woman with no chill.

[Dana Kalachnik @hipdanichka]

Just renamed my cat “alpha romeo disco volante” and she’s never been more responsive

[𝓂𝓎𝒶 @mtilly_]

Interviewer: “as far as your schedule, how flexible are you?”

Me:

[Dana Kalachnik @hipdanichka]

Definitely turned into the type of person that immediately forgets your name when you introduce yourself to me.

[Dana Kalachnik @hipdanichka]

@haley_uhm I guess it was the total experience 😬

[Dana Kalachnik @hipdanichka]

Picture this: having to listen to Christian music the whole time you are getting a Brazilian wax.

[Miley Cyrus @MileyCyrus]

Sorry but twitter is kinda like me when I’m drunk .... messy.

[Miley Cyrus @MileyCyrus]

Drenching myself in @Drake tears 💧💦💧💦

[Dana Kalachnik @hipdanichka]

“you can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister.” #seinfeld

[Dana Kalachnik @hipdanichka]

@BradnIndy Really helpful to hear this. A perfect reminder- Definitely going to remind myself of this for the rest of the week.

[Dana Kalachnik @hipdanichka]

Learning to forgive myself is making me feel like a grown up for once.

[Jordan Connor Christie @animalinadress]

@hipdanichka We Grow On

[Dana Kalachnik @hipdanichka]

@BradnIndy I’m looking for that bliss. Thank you so much 🌟🌟🌟

[Dana Kalachnik @hipdanichka]

shoutout to my kitty who I can always rely on for some cuddles and emotional support!

[kelly @kelllicopter]

people who have their phone on military time: what do you have to prove

[Dana Kalachnik @hipdanichka]

Have I mentioned how much I can’t stand people recently?

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Perfect example of why I can’t get anything done at home.

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I have to talk myself into everything.

[Dana Kalachnik @hipdanichka]

@famouskelsey @GoodwillIntl No, i am talking bout the people that shop there once and then think they should be anointed by the gods. ya know?

[Dana Kalachnik @hipdanichka]

Everyone seems to think they need to be sponsored by @GoodwillIntl these days.

[Dana Kalachnik @hipdanichka]

the word 'fettunta' stir up anything for ya?