President of the Hippeux fanclub

Environmental science grad who likes goblins and garbage. Gender is boring. MTG cube enthusiasts. Hippeux is best villager fight me. They/Them

[comrade jake @ComradeJak3]

It's amazing that even 120 years ago people ascribed "I can has cheeseburger" dialect to cats

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

A robot in China wearing a clown wig roundhouse kicked a child in the stomach

[H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕ť @HTTP_Lovecraft]

The icon in the bottom left means he didn't have this photo ready to go but instead Google searched like "Hunter Biden fucked up" or something. And I think that's beautiful.

[Dear Thommy 💘 @thom_weights]

wow this is incredible, this is a modern anti-comedy bit

[That Wine Guy 🍷 @thatwineguy68]

Nothing better than a glass of #RedWine...🍷 Except maybe #Men 😄 #Yep #ImGay 🌈

[ABNDESIGNS @abndesigns]

Among the greatest tweets

[MastaMunsta @MunstaMasta]

Son I'm fuckin crying😭😭😭😭

[vost @foolibuster]

reflection

[Dan @UK_FightNight]

Husband has been kidnapped and you can get 20% CBD with code ……

What the hell universe do live in 😂

[punished sasuke lesbian chococat @lesbianchococat]

showing my supervisor that this image is clearly labeled as "safe for work" so i can't get in trouble for looking at this on company time

[Evelyn┃The Dikuo Star 🏳️‍⚧️🇷🇴🩵🔶️🐴 @evelynccentric]

You a sick fuck for what you did there yo

[dandelion georgism 🔰🏗 @DolphinMossad]

GBH I’m pretty confident this is a list of “cultures with an unusually strong taboo about talking to the anthropologist asking you intrusive questions about jorking it”

[Mak @mak_aura]

nah this kinda hard. imagine being a hero and then they put you in the museum. not a statue not a figure nigga YOU

[tristan @Lispy_Dipshit]

all kink looks like goofy looney tunes sex when your judgement isn't being clouded by horniness

[hayden palantir @heaven_toniight]

stops me in my tracks every time and reminds me time is finite.. its beautiful

[Lazy Nick @LazyNick5]

Maybe with that *little* "power" ⭐ you have "left"...... you can *SAVE* 🌈 something ***else*** 🐐

*You* 😑 ar~~~~e gonna have a "bad" 🅱️🅰️D "time* 🕒

[Drew ꗞ @GoodNightDrew]

Lightning McQueen meets Mater as an adult after going to Radiator Springs

Boycott this show

[tumblr @tumblr]

happy anniversary neil, keep banging out the tunes! 🎉

[catwheezie🐾 @catwheezie]

20 years of Neil banging out the tunes. Oh the years have gone so fast, he was so young !! I made this design to celebrate the big anniversary 🎹🐀