Chained Kong

This shit ain’t nothing to me man

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Elon gave me one too many “trump is badass” ads so goodbye twitter meet me where the cool kids hang out 😎 (i will probably still be kicking around for a bit don’t worry)

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Woke up late, took a shower, got to the polling place, waited in a long ass line (over an hour) got dunks and was still on time to work so like I guess I’m the greatest to ever do it??

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@sallybuggz Michigan did something similar so if you were a Michigan voter you could have gotten this

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Being a vampire sounds cool and all but imagine how much pressure you’d be under to always be thinking of cool one-liners to say that feels unsustainable

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I miss her…. I miss her so bad… 😔😔😔

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Fell asleep with a YouTube playlist on and I’m so glad my phone made me this graph to inform me that my phone was running for 1 hour per hour instead of 2 hours per hour

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@raistlin_ Hell yes those teeth are made to chomp fish!! My title says “Special” right over my head which really adds to the affect

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@raistlin_ Big old “can I come over and stare at you like this” energy on this lil fella but I have a new fit now so I’m still wearing the hat but I have grey overalls and the three wolves shirt and I have the sword accessory because of course I do

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Saw my friends today!! :)))

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Included in this video are 1) the cutest and softest cat in the world 2) said cat making the cutest noise ever and 3) me absolutely losing it

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Whoever named comforters was truly on some next level shit those huge soft warm mfs comforting as hell

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u kno i keep that mf thang on me (chain mail weed vape)

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Me and the fellas on a Thursday night

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New couples T-Shirt idea (plz do not steal)

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Get a lil bit of weed in me and those Tums Extra Strength 750 start looking like candy 👀

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The absolute, untouched, greatest to ever do it since the day they entered the game

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the difference between fbw and fwb is vast and immeasurable

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THE FIRST OF MY BOYS IS UP TODAY FBW MIGHT HAVE STARTED WITH A WHOOPSIE BUT WE ARE SO BACK GO VOTE FOR MY BOY 747!!!!!

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