Elon gave me one too many “trump is badass” ads so goodbye twitter meet me where the cool kids hang out 😎 (i will probably still be kicking around for a bit don’t worry)
Woke up late, took a shower, got to the polling place, waited in a long ass line (over an hour) got dunks and was still on time to work so like I guess I’m the greatest to ever do it??
Being a vampire sounds cool and all but imagine how much pressure you’d be under to always be thinking of cool one-liners to say that feels unsustainable
Fell asleep with a YouTube playlist on and I’m so glad my phone made me this graph to inform me that my phone was running for 1 hour per hour instead of 2 hours per hour
@raistlin_ Big old “can I come over and stare at you like this” energy on this lil fella but I have a new fit now so I’m still wearing the hat but I have grey overalls and the three wolves shirt and I have the sword accessory because of course I do