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Eighteen. I'm a part time troll, full time Arsenal fan.

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I have a hickey on my shoulder #annoying

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This is boring as fuck

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Maybe I'll turn my location on for all of my tweets....... I'll do it tomorrow when I'm at UNC so you guys don't know my address n shit.

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You guys are some paranoid motherfuckers if you think I'm Lacy #realtalk

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I wanna have sex with @ZacharyLevi. Particularly his eyebrows. Holla at me, I'm legal.

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MESSI AND BOJAN ARE DISTANT COUSINS. THAT EXPLAINS WHY THEY LOOK SIMILAR.

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So sad to hear about Jack Marshall. Seriously. He was so young.

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Wait what happened on tumblr I'm so out of the loop because I never get on tumblr but uh yeah I'm nosy

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@KDONATO Have you and your boyfriend boned yet? How big is his penis? Miss you x

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Spencer is so lame omg he's singing me Marvin

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@KDONATO I was being a huge bitch at the end http://t.co/1bfiolDI

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Showed up to class late looking like a hot mess and my prof told me to go get some coffee and then come back #lovehim

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@KDONATO I'm not even drunk but I can't text

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@KDONATO did you guys bone or somethibg

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Summer lovin' http://t.co/fE1fh5w

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"I'm gonna sneak out and go to a party." "OH REALLY?" lolololololol

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Shiiiit totally wanna fuck Ben but I can't

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Also gonna whine about the fact that my boyfriend invited @tealbunbury to his apt but not me

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Gonna start using Twitter. Starting my new chapter with this shit hahahahahaha http://t.co/UMHiKBi

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Fuck twitter yo