Lane

I'm doin' me.

[Lane @tealbunbury]

I am not dead but everyone in the internet hates me

[Lane @tealbunbury]

@hipstamerda soon! :]

[Lane @tealbunbury]

I don't even know why I have a cell phone anymore

[Lane @tealbunbury]

@championtroll I know... I'm da baby daddi

[Lane @tealbunbury]

@hipstamerda go creep Cesc's twitter to see the stupidest girl on the planet

[Lane @tealbunbury]

@edbighead she told me she wasn't going to go but hey, you never know

[Lane @tealbunbury]

My girlfriend is in Wilmington wah

[Lane @tealbunbury]

@championtroll probably both

[Lane @tealbunbury]

@championtroll well he scares me

[Lane @tealbunbury]

@championtroll not even your douche from big time rush?

[Lane @tealbunbury]

@championtroll I don't want to procreate but all she does is tweet to celebrities inappropriately and I do not see you doing that

[Lane @tealbunbury]

@championtroll like I said, you can have her. Hey @hipstamerda meet your soulmate

[Lane @tealbunbury]

@championtroll she is also a Galaxy, USMNT and Lakers fan. You can have her.

[Lane @tealbunbury]

@championtroll actually you two might as well be the same person because her little description is "part time troll, full time Arsenal fan"

[Lane @tealbunbury]

@hipstamerda why are you watching porn with Spencer

[Lane @tealbunbury]

@championtroll me not nev I don't know a nev

[Lane @tealbunbury]

@championtroll you are a master of disguise but that means you have sex with nev

[Lane @tealbunbury]

@championtroll I had to refer to my previous tweets to figure out what you meant. She's the one that's like your twin which is awkward

[Lane @tealbunbury]

@hipstamerda and you say I'm mean.

[Lane @tealbunbury]

@hipstamerda stop complimenting yourself, it's weird