babyScottBakula

Jon and James formally of #LFK @sorrykansas ...we are some hot ass slizz

[babyScottBakula @hipyoungcool]

Mitch McCorngood-connel says the NRA has to approve the #supremecourt nomination... So if that guy can just go shoot up a school, he's in!

[babyScottBakula @hipyoungcool]

#IfICouldStartACharity it would be to get poor hairy guys lazik on their buttcrack hair. #swampasssolidarity

[babyScottBakula @hipyoungcool]

#WordThatGivesMeTheGiggles mushrooms, consistently

[babyScottBakula @hipyoungcool]

Think @KellyRipa is annoyed?
Imagine being @HillaryClinton when Bernie "about to stroke out" Sanders calls you "unqualified"

[babyScottBakula @hipyoungcool]

Politicians are still assrapng all of us, just an #FYI

[babyScottBakula @hipyoungcool]

Yelling at a woman to answer a question when she is doing just that is super progressive huh? #DemDebate

[Nikki Glaser @NikkiGlaser]

@AshShoal what is it????

[babyScottBakula @hipyoungcool]

@ViewFromAskew who I'm imagining did this:

[babyScottBakula @hipyoungcool]

*shits blood*
"I'm so creative!"

[babyScottBakula @hipyoungcool]

#FoundOrbitingEarth the cake

[babyScottBakula @hipyoungcool]

#FoundOrbitingEarth a poop jesus took before he finished "ascending"

[babyScottBakula @hipyoungcool]

#FoundOrbitingEarth the remote

[babyScottBakula @hipyoungcool]

#FoundOrbitingEarth probably some loose change, maybe a cheez-it or two...

[babyScottBakula @hipyoungcool]

This is DJ dizzy Des for #WorldAutismAwarenessDay
https://t.co/wVLLhSM8he
music helped him gain speech.

[babyScottBakula @hipyoungcool]

Ferris Bueller Breaks the Forth Wall All Day #RenameAFilmBadly

[babyScottBakula @hipyoungcool]

Why not try crying during and after sex? Even if they don't catch on, you'll be free to date again. #aprilfools #aprilfoolsday

[babyScottBakula @hipyoungcool]

I think a good #AprilFools joke would be to shit in my cats litter box, because fuck you Mr. Nibbles.

[babyScottBakula @hipyoungcool]

#IfPornTeachesUsAnything it's how to get online back in 1997

[babyScottBakula @hipyoungcool]

To Whatever shadow government program that hands out stem cells, please don't give any to trump.

[Quantum Mechanic®👽 @JamesEFinch]

Come November, whoever the Democrats nominate, people have to get off the bong and ON THE BALL. #Organize #GOTV #HelpDemocratsWin #ImWithHer