Kweku

My jokes

[Declan Rice @_DeclanRice]

We will never see a player like Messi ever again.

[i am @notshalom_]

that raphinha and yamal egede cele, it's coming to your stadium..

[Hazel Kaizoku @meister_kwame]

Ghanaians for America Dey tear me. Everybody say them dey come from Accra/Kumasi

So nobody dey come from Asikuma Odoben Brakwa??

[OGi 🐐 @BCNOgi]

Pessi would deadass say "There are many great players and whoever wins it deserves it, our focus is on Sevilla away", then go collect his Balon d'or in October, scratch his balls and report to training 9 AM sharp the following morning.

I miss him so much.

[‏ً @gr8mxn]

hello @fcbarcelona,

[Korede kimmich 🍫🪖🪖 @spartankimmich]

Culers , this is tomorrow agenda
We will be tweeting in Portuguese and Spanish

[Aeroplane_fitar🇬🇭 @richie_alone]

We want to show you the trophy number we winning before winning ittttt

[George Addo Jnr @addojunr]

PRESEC!!!!!💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

Just retweet!!

[Kweku @his_majesty04]

Fuck off

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Incredibly moving tribute from a son to his father. 💔

[Pebble @Pebblepj]

"Ronaldo is yet to achieve Messi's failures"

Messi fans are wicked 😭😭😭

[Kweku @his_majesty04]

Sam George contradicts himself more than an ‘antonym’ does. In the theater of public virtue,he appears the most eloquent performer but yet one cannot help but observe that his proclamation of principle often dissolve into contradiction. For party and yourself🦁🇬🇭

[Sam 'Dzata' George 🦁🇬🇭 @samgeorgegh]

Dear X,

In 2017, when many were afraid to speak for the NDC after the massive 2016 election defeat, a few of us stood up and filled the gap. I was on TV and radio, sometimes 3 times a day. I was on the floor of Parliament as part of a paltry 106 against the NPP's 169. I made sure my voice was heard!

Today, I see the slicing and reposting of old videos to set an agenda. I smile and say, "I have paid my dues." You may think you are cooking, but with each video you post, you show the stripes on my shoulder as I fought to bring my party - the NDC - to power. I stood for something I believed in - the return of JM.

When former Ministers refused to speak and defend, I did, and I have ABSOLUTELY no regrets. So, dig deeper, you will find 10,000s of videos of me toiling either on the screens or in Parliament. Today, JM is back in power with an even bigger victory than we lost in 2016. We have almost 190 MPs in Parliament.

I paid my due, and I hold my head high. Now ask yourself, what have you stood for or achieved? If you think my hustle is simple, like we say on the streets, do make we see! The fact that I have chosen peace does not mean that I am asleep. You think you are agenda-ing, you are simply writing my political memoirs, and I am reading with delight at the testimony of the work we did and achieved.

This one is a #TuffSeed. Go and ask your predecessors and be told! Nothing you say about me today is new and has not been told to me before.

And oh, let me add the emojis. 🦁🇬🇭

#EyesFixedOnThePrize #LionBorn #HyeWonHye #ThatWhichFireCannotBurn

[Kweku @his_majesty04]

Arrest the youth

[SIKAOFFICIAL🦍 @SIKAOFFICIAL1]

Gh¢500?😔

[Kweku @his_majesty04]

@seth_doe22 @EverestKwansa another one in the gey hey hate fraternity.

[Kweku @his_majesty04]

Passing and Dribbling?the stats show them

[🐾 @elsdawg]

40 seconds of what the stats don’t show
https://t.co/QUH9r1IhRy

[Kweku @his_majesty04]

I still don't get this. If the Ballon d'or has lost its credibility and 'Globe Soccer Awards' is the deal now, why do you keep on talking about the Ballon d'or on every platform of this award?? Because, you'd never hear anyone talking about this award on a Ballon d'or platform.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Cristiano Ronaldo: “Vinicius Jr should have won the Ballon d’Or, in my opinion it was clear”.

“It was UNFAIR. This is why I love Globe Soccer Awards, they are honest”.

[Kweku @his_majesty04]

@ESPNFC Why did he score them 8 then🤷

[Kweku @his_majesty04]

@Rotextalk @MisterElikem Tears man

[Kweku @his_majesty04]

@HafizMusah20 @nvmpages Boys dey lie😂

[Kweku @his_majesty04]

@HafizMusah20 @nvmpages Hafiz asure say you sef you go there before 😂😂