Hisham Khan

Wanna-be actor. Part-time bollywood critic.

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[Hisham Khan @HishamKKC]

@xzx_slipknot Q de Kock?

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@UtdKlay N'golo Kante

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@shubham_9909 @Dev_Fadnavis Looks like the bridge over Narmada near Bharuch (Delhi-Mumbai Expressway)

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@AnoshVSingh1 @emraanhashmi @AmaalMallik @Priyal_krusher @farzism @Tweetsosrk @_srksadmirer @Sakil_Rahmanz @beingAfridi4742 @A1dKhan @AyyanPanda Brother it's Mithoon, the magician.

[Hisham Khan @HishamKKC]

@Pixel_Stripes Chheda Nagar

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@BuddsBuddy Where can I get these? Showing out of stock on Flipkart

[Rajasthan Royals @rajasthanroyals]

We’ve waited 14 years to say this…

See you at the #IPLFinal. 💗🏆

[Hisham Khan @HishamKKC]

@PizzaHutIN Pathetic customer service. Can’t call, can’t cancel.
Amount debited but order not confirmed. Any suggestions?

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@YashP_45 Good thing he got whacked by him later.

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@UberFacts @rahilfarooqui

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@FastandUp_India Ordered a few products using guest login. Was redirected after payment confirmation and no signs of tracking. Recd a text later stating it has been delivered. lol. Please provide refund.

[Hisham Khan @HishamKKC]

No reply from @VodafoneIN
First off, you’ve removed complaints from the IVR causing us to be helpless. And then this fraud

[Hisham Khan @HishamKKC]

@VodafoneIN Num: 9819641896
Balance has been deducted for International Roaming. Which country’s border shares Mumbai? I need my credit asap.
Really disappointed that you people aren’t accepting complaints on 198/199.

[Harsha Bhogle @bhogleharsha]

What is with the angst against Vijay Shanker and the hype around Rishabh Pant. VS has only batted twice, made 15* and 29, took a huge wicket at a difficult time against Pakistan and averages 11 more than RP in their short odi career. Give him a break, wish him well.

[Harsha Bhogle @bhogleharsha]

Disappointing finish. A run-a-ball partnership can't win games. Was exciting till Pandya was in.

[One Devloper Army @OneDevloperArmy]

How machine learning works

Interviewer: What’s your biggest strength?

Me: I’m fast learner.

Interviewer: What’s 11 * 11

Me: 65

Interviewer: not even close. It’s 121

Me: It’s 121

[Hisham Khan @HishamKKC]

@StarSportsIndia @sohom_pramanick Why not HD? This is my third tweet. You guys suck at broadcasting.

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@StarSportsIndia Please broadcast the second match on an HD channel. And not SS3 #NZvsBAN What's wrong with the creative team

[Hisham Khan @HishamKKC]

@kunalkohli @ICCLiveCoverage @ICC Sir ji, it was supposed to be a SAvIND match initially. But was postponed as per the Board’s request.