Imagine you and your friends have played baseball for hours. AOC calls out “Boys, I made lunch!” You head to her kitchen, and she pours you some tropical juice with pineapple and mango in it and slides a hot bowl of macaroni and cheese with hot dog slices in front of you.
I went to the club sober and a tgirl in a gir hoodie started dry humping my leg. When I tried to make a mini me austin powers reference she looked at me like I was insane and wouldn't sleep with me cause I was "too old". I jerked off to her twitter profile later that night.