Tori

The average not-so-average MI girl in IL.

[Tori @hitandrun7]

Here's a great picture of @DerekTopTier & I looking really good together. You're welcome, internet.

[Tori @hitandrun7]

This is the last time I use delivery from @Meijer. It took 2 hours from the time my order was claimed to delivery (barely delivered by my window too). My driver delivered *all* of my produce to someone else...and 4 of the dozen eggs I got were broken. Really not impressed.

[Tori @hitandrun7]

@AmyKremer @SenFettermanPA THEY AREN'T MEN. STOP BEING A HATEFUL, TERF ASSHOLE.

[Tori @hitandrun7]

This might actually be a show I really try to get tickets for. Even though @DerekTopTier69 won't go with me lol

[Post Malone @PostMalone]

The BIG ASS Stadium Tour 2025 with @JellyRoll615 and @SierraFerrell sponsored by @TMobile. All dates and on-sale info here: https://t.co/Df3YEQ5IrR I love you all so very much! 🫶🏼

[Tori @hitandrun7]

@RepNancyMace You gonna protect young women from Gaetz and Trump? Or nah?

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

“Don’t worry, I’M not eating McDonald’s, I’m feeding it to my brainworm.”

[Tori @hitandrun7]

Oh good. The guy with fuckin BRAIN WORMS is in charge of health.

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

Welp. it's official. RFK Jr as HHS Secretary.

[Tori @hitandrun7]

At this point I'm not convinced they aren't all just fucking with us.

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

My God. Matt Gaetz nominated as Attorney General.

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Michiganders would like a word with you

[Tori @hitandrun7]

This is the dumbest fucking thing I've heard of in a long time.

Good job, assholes. You're ruining the country, one rich fuckface at a time (yeah, you, @elonmusk )

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

“It’s just a song about a boat that sank”

Midwesterners mourning the SS Edmund Fitzgerald:

[Tori @hitandrun7]

Finding out that Antonio Brown went to CMU reeeeally explains a lot. Like...a LOT.

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

Danhausen is Chappell Roans new manager.

First order of business? A little red under the eyes.

[Tori @hitandrun7]

@DavidMay00 She had lung cancer, you goddamn ghoul.

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

The next time someone tells you America isn’t racist or sexist, just remind them they are willing to accept treason, rape and violence from a white president but not joy and accomplishments from a Black one.

[Tori @hitandrun7]

If anyone needs me today, I'll be binge watching 'The West Wing' and pretending Jed Bartlett won last night.

[Derek Johnson @derekjESQ]

Friendly reminder: Every red state on the map so far, Trump also won in 2020 and still lost the election.

[Tori @hitandrun7]

Not that it is important right now but I tried the new Winter @redbull and it was not good.

Please for god sake: bring back Lime (AND NOT JUST SUGAR FREE) or the Orange one. Please. Pleaaaaseeee.

[Tori @hitandrun7]

@KarleeSuszan I stress baked brownies earlier so I can stress eat them after Sadie is asleep & I watch results roll in. May or may not need my emotional vape pen as well.

[Tori @hitandrun7]

Oh nooooo

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Legendary music producer Quincy Jones has passed away aged 91.

[Tori @hitandrun7]

Oooooh this is gonna snag her some major votes.

Personally, I just want her to regulate the tax on recreational use bc holy shit it is insane.

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

I will legalize recreational marijuana, break down unjust legal barriers, and create opportunities for all Americans to succeed in this new industry.