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I don’t know what this place is for, anymore.

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MADE OF LIGHT ✨ A Steddie Big Bang Soulmate!AU

Fic: https://t.co/6GF8Rw6Br6

Art by @Becomingfoxes

Updates Weekly✨
(but I like you so you get two chapters to start, as a treat 💛)

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STEVE AND EDDIE MAKE A PORNO 
Romcom (+Porn) | Explicit | 55k
Author: @hitlikhammers
Artist: @/hagnoart (tumblr)
Beta Reader: @gxc96
#steddiebang24

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@gxc96 Link to fic: https://t.co/1uIYTnxbDe
Link to art: https://t.co/KcNVeJVgn7

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The Choice is Yours 
Rom Com | E | 65k
Author: peachesandpears (ao3)
Artist: @ParadimeShifts_
Betas: @Hbyrde_36
@Hitlikehammers

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STEVE AND EDDIE MAKE A PORNO
by @hitlikehammers
for the @steddiebb24

Romcom♥️ + Porno🥵
55K | Explicit🔞🍆🍑🌮

🎨 Art: @HagnoArt
📑 Beta: @gxc96

🦄 Posting inCOMING 💦: 17 September

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of him up from the ends: “may better be suited to,” and he lays a palm at the join of Steve’s hips, lets the weight of his touch settles meaningfully, warm where heat is no matter, Steve already walks an inferno beside him:

“Other tasks.”

MORE: https://t.co/BBgcWPtJ3M

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🧚‍♂️Fae King!Steve/👑Human Prince! Eddie for @DesrtPersephone at the @steddievday exchange ✨

part i: until next

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“Dearest,” Steve whispers gentle, ever-so, against the hidden space behind his beloved’s ear; “dearest-mine,” he exhales as a song, lilting; tender

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dancing, the blood high on the sculpt of his cheekbones.

“I believe,” Eddie whispers, near-devious: “my kind hand,” he echoes Steve’s words in a wholly other fashion, and Steve feels the desire that never fades with his beloved, he feels it stir to rising, to sprinkle the flesh

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@SpookySnarkyEm Umm, if you’re still looking I revisited my rockstar-dildo-husbands and they got v domestic and soft? Like all of the fills are THEM (somehow) but these were extra soft:

https://t.co/6o5ghodI6A

https://t.co/f8WmN628mZ

https://t.co/LanI7n1CzT (little extra h/c as warning)

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@chicklette_ @fardareismai2 @SDMizzen @allthingsHHH Allow me to trawl the archives for this appropriate theme song to motivate you should you need it:

https://t.co/68LCg36HN2

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@chicklette_ @fardareismai2 @SDMizzen @allthingsHHH Also hey: if you’ve been writing the rent check? Maybe you won’t have a neighbour there for long, does he even know how to pay rent?

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@chicklette_ @fardareismai2 @SDMizzen @allthingsHHH I moved back to the state my mom was in to help pay half her rent when she decided to leave. Hard, but worth it for her in the long run. Take care of YOURSELF first, we’re all here for you & in your corner 🖤

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@saltytarts I added more I am the worst ignore meeeee