Alex Blaney

Creative Director & Co-founder at Inviqa //// Digital polymath //// my unorthodox diatribe & colourful language are totally my own!

[Alex Blaney @hitono]

@SW_Help - what is going on between London and Shepperton this evening.

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@Sethrogen - watched American Pickle on the plane to SXSW. Fucking hilarious mate. Really really funny. Top job.

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Today is a good day… and an even greater one for our future. Thanks to everyone who’ve been on this @inviqa journey to now. Looking forward to the next (bigger) chapter along with ⁦@havas⁩. Fun times ahead. 🎉 https://t.co/3jeIAa3CTc

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@brad_frost Glastonbury_x_Spartans+Link

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@KatieLangdonCD @RustyShaghorn @secretcinema Your best bet is to watch the Crowdcube App or website. That email link is a schoolboy error as there’s nothing in it that is remotely “secret” or “smart”. That’s why it doesn’t work!

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@alexberesfordTV 70p for 40 sheets of toilet paper?

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We just released the agenda for the @Inviqa 'CXCon' on March 24th. It's a *seriously* impressive lineup. So valuable in fact, that we won't be releasing the videos after the event. So y'all better sign up. It's free too... jeez, we're far too nice. ;-) https://t.co/KSndhkDXYq

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@Paul_Denning Said it before, I still think the logos are stronger when they're perpendicular to the speed lines. Creates a sharp juxtaposition enhancing both. It's a psychology thing with advertising and... woah... there's a massive weird gap on that bike. What's that all about?

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@ianbrown Have you got an album out soon or something?

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The 2nd #CXCon is coming in March. Free to join, with a broad programme designed to benefit everyone in our industry. Proud of the @inviqa crew.

[Inviqa @Inviqa]

We're gearing up for our next #CXcon event: The Loyalty Edition on 24th March 2021. #CustomerLoyalty will be a huge driver of business growth this year so don't miss out on the action and pre-register your space here👉https://t.co/sop6SdJSZM

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@MichaelVaughan I hate Cheaty Smith as much as the next man, but I think he’s actually been asked to do it by Pant. He’s clearly talking to him off camera. Maybe having a chat about being a Leftie. Notice how he comes back and marks all 3 stumps. He’s hardly annoyed.

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The little wizard that beguiled myself and the world in 1986, has passed away. Whatever happened after that World Cup will never taint the memory of his skill, balance and genius. Rest in Peace Diego Maradona. #RIPDiego

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@realDonaldTrump Yes you did Donald. You did. You won it. Because it doesn’t matter what everyone else thinks. You won in your mind and that’s good enough. Because you’re important. You’re an important person. Go you! Such a clever boy.

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@realDonaldTrump Surely Castro cared about jobs and the wealth of the masses? What’s so bad about Castro? Isn’t that what you want?

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@LukeJohnsonRCP @yairspitzer Because remember a stitch in time saves nine black cats and two birds in a bush. #winkwink

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@realDonaldTrump There’s a silent majority who agree I’m the first man on the moon.

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@realDonaldTrump Spoken like a flailing idiot losing at a game of Risk!

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@SoccerAM Steve Claridge shinned it.

(which is also actually the real description!)

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Think you're "inclusive"?... A shocking 1% of website homepages only meet basic web accessibility, that's 99% of reasons to join @Inviqa's ground-breaking 'Online Accessibility Conference' on 30th June. Sign up here... https://t.co/a7Vn3bqsX5 #CxCon #accessibility

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@someknew @realDonaldTrump Look at the way the people react to him. They are in awe of him. They love him... something Little Baby Donny can only dream of. That’ll never happen to you Donald. You’re a tyrant and an idiot. People are more likely to spit at you than shake your hand.