Christopher Jones

Buckle up, Buttercup…

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@verizonfios, what number do I call to get wires taken care of? I don’t have an account and I get stuck in the IVR.

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@WHLeavitt @SpeakerJohnson @LeaderJohnThune They do it in Japan. 🤷 If that argument works for guns…

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@akafaceUS That’s a pond. I’m in PA but I was raised all over, so…

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@MbarkCherguia Not attractive. I don’t take anyone with a septum ring seriously. I’m cool with almost any kind of piercing, just not the septum. 🤷‍♂️

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@AntiLeftMemes You’d leave a few ounce of lead heavier.

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@Apologetics941 @CNviolations 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂💀💀💀💀

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@MayorFrey it’s not about the weapon used. It’s the person holding it. By focusing on the weapon, you’re ignoring the real issue: Mental Health.

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@CNviolations Blue Hair = Walking Petri Dish.

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@MAGAVoice Make it Pride Week and give the Veterans, Active Duty and those who gave it all a full month!

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@SeeRacists Do you think any of them could take a punch to the face? Asking for a friend. And that friend is Mike Tyson.

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@MelGibsonNew We are just now seeing the long term effects of vaccinations. Frankly, the good outweighs the bad. We have eradicated most diseases because of vaccines, at a cost.

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@fightkarnivore Nope. Self defense. Once dude was down, he walked away.

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@GordonRamsay, here’s an idea for a Master Chef: Have the top four of Master Chef Junior come back to compete on Master Chef.

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@trumprealparody A dog’s left testicle.

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@DrClownPhD I choose the gun.

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@Ashy_slashee

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@thedracobeast @HooddSZN I’m laughing WAY too hard at this one.

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@jeffglor Good luck, Jeff! Sorry to hear that you’re leaving and the Insufferable Gayle King stays on.

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@digitaldialect @katyperry So, it’s okay to call women cunts? Ooooohhhh….KAAAAAAAYYYY!

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@CilComLFC Don’t listen to him anyway.