Digital Dialect

Born in NYC but live in LA. My content is random but mostly talk about sports, news and cats.

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Your father probably told you a few things, but just in case he wasn’t around enough, here are some words of wisdom you might have missed out on:

- Buy high quality tools, so you only have to buy them once.

- Keep a change of clothes at the office.

- Never hit anyone unless they are an immediate threat.

- Every hat should serve a purpose.

-Never take her to the movies on the first date.

-Learn to wet shave.

- Nothing looks more badass than a well-tailored suit.

- Shave with the grain on the first go-around.

- Always look a person in the eye when you talk to them.

- Buy a plunger before you need a plunger.

- Exercise makes you happy. Run, lift, and play sports.

- Brush your teeth before you put on your tie.

- A small amount of your paycheck should go directly to your savings account every month.

- Call Mom and Dad every week.

- Never wear a clip-on tie.

- Give a firm handshake.

- Compliment her shoes.

- Never leave a pint unfinished.

- If you aren’t confident, fake it. It will come around.

- You can tell the size of a man by the size of things that bother him.

- Be conscious of your body language.

- The only reason to ever point a gun at someone is if you intend to shoot them. Period.

- Always stand to shake someone’s hand.

- Never lend anything you can’t afford to lose.

- Ask more than you answer. Everybody likes to talk about themselves.

- Never have sex with anyone that doesn’t want it as much as you.

- Go for women out of your league. You may end up surprised.

- Manliness is not only being able to take care of yourself, but others as well.

- Go with the decision that will make for a good story.

- When you walk, look straight ahead, not at your feet.

- Nice guys don’t finish last, boring guys do.

- Find your passion and figure out how to get paid for it.

- Don’t let the little head do the thinking for the big head.

- No matter their job or status, everyone deserves your respect.

- The most important thing you can learn is personal responsibility.

- Bad things happen; it’s your job to overcome them.

- The first one to get angry loses.

-A man does what needs to be done without complaining.

-Never stop learning.

-Always go out into public dressed like you’re about to meet the love of your life.

-Don’t change yourself just to make someone happy.

- If you’re the smartest person in the room, you’re in the wrong room.

- Luck favors the prepared.

- Women find confidence sexy as hell.

-Do whatever you want to do, but be the best at it.

- No one is on their deathbed wishing they spent more time at work.

Thought? What's missing? What should be added? What really connects with you? Let us know! #dad #advice

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@BarackObama @CoachDustyMay @umichbball Current President is calling for the complete annihilation of a country and their people and this is all you post?

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@cuevio Ummmm....long boat ride? I am going Tanselle!

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@AB84 Nice @Airbnb

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@theOGalv @LeadingReport This is the most anti American crap ever you should be embarrassed

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@dailydirtnap Hahahahha oh you people fear ongoing

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@chamath This post didn't age well....

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@DavidSacks ….you might want to delete this post.

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@DavidSacks The President of war….nice try

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@Breaking911 I see Papa Smurf gave you all his talking points...

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@chamath Look at who he was running against...again, the dems fail because they want to put the anointed in place. Same reason why Trump won.

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@HeerJeet Hmmmmm follow the money...why do you think Obama, HRC, Biden arent speaking out? I wonder whose backing them.

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@RealXavier011 They do this in America...

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@garrytan So, you support a former governor who was accused of sexual misconduct and involvement of bribery?

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@StatBoy_Steven Any fan can identify a problem....we need a better goalie, we need to be tougher, we need whatever. A GM should know how to address the issues. Your point is spot on - Drury is not good at fixing issues, which is his main job.

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@SenatorTimScott Nice try

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@EricLDaugh Oh, so you hate democracy

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@yashar Wait I thought the Iranians were weeks away from a nuclear wean yet it seems like the same fear mongering has been going on for 30 years.

Make it make sense

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@marklevinshow And what about the genocide in Gaza?

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@EllaTravelsLove @ComicDaveSmith How’s that genocide in Gaze going?

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@charliekirk11 It’s like Iraq all over again