what if

just think, what if?

[what if @hiwhatif]

dogs bring the ball back because they think we enjoy throwing it

[TBH @oldtbh]

🐟 Finding Dory: 6/17/2016
🚗Cars 3: 6/16/17
🚀Toy Story 4: 6/15/18
🎥Incredibles 2: 6/21/19
S/o to Pixar for extending my childhood

[Captain Obvious @realcaptainobv]

Throwing a clock off the roof won't make time fly.

[Captain Obvious @realcaptainobv]

Throwing a penguin off the roof won't make it fly.

[Captain Obvious @realcaptainobv]

Dying is the number one cause of death in the United States.

[Captain Obvious @realcaptainobv]

Don't put your cat down the toilet.

[Captain Obvious @realcaptainobv]

If a person is homeless there is a high probability they don't own a home.

[Captain Obvious @realcaptainobv]

If you're the youngest brother then you're probably younger than the oldest brother.

[Captain Obvious @realcaptainobv]

Your cereal tastes better with milk.

[Captain Obvious @realcaptainobv]

The sun is 10,000 degrees Fahrenheit, which is hot enough to burn or even worse, kill you.

[Captain Obvious @realcaptainobv]

Overeating can lead to weight gain.

[Captain Obvious @realcaptainobv]

Recent studies suggest that party schools like to party.

[Captain Obvious @realcaptainobv]

The earth is round.

[Captain Obvious @realcaptainobv]

You are naked under your clothes.

[Captain Obvious @realcaptainobv]

Every 60 seconds in Africa, one minute passes.

[Captain Obvious @realcaptainobv]

A cheese grater does not have wifi capability.

[Captain Obvious @realcaptainobv]

The Great Wall of China is in China.

[Captain Obvious @realcaptainobv]

Reading this is difficult with your eyes closed.

[Captain Obvious @realcaptainobv]

It is difficult to walk a fish.