hj 🍌

gave in and got twatter

[hj 🍌 @hj2212]

@StagecoachHLand The app wasn’t updated or anything. That’s a pathetic copy and paste reply.

[hj 🍌 @hj2212]

@StagecoachHLand what happened to the 82 thurso to wick bus at 1530 today. I’ve been waiting at the stop since 1515 and it’s not turned up. Missed my appointment now.

[Fran @splitendsss22]

No way Israel wins the shit. Absolute shit show #Eurovisión

[👻Snoozing👻Shorty👻 @Capt__ChrisPike]

Lordi singing Save Your Kisses For Me. #Eurovisión #eurovision2026

[Primafaciedonna @tbopat]

I've seen enough. Alexander Rybak is a vampire. He looks younger than he did when he won it!! #Eurovisión

[MeMeMeMeMe73 @RyanJackMum]

Someone tell me when this lot are on #Eurovisión #Eurovisión2026

[hj 🍌 @hj2212]

Walk into a wee irish bar in fuerte and the guy on the stage says next song is called grace, a song about goodbye. Couldn't have timed it better.

[hj 🍌 @hj2212]

@weezer316 @AMAZlNGNATURE He's the tour guide

[hj 🍌 @hj2212]

@timehop I tried doing that and the email won't send it keeps bouncing back

[hj 🍌 @hj2212]

@timehop is there any way of retrieving your streak when logging into a new phone?

[xannie @juiceswrId]

imagine trump getting shot and his security yells “donald duck”

[hj 🍌 @hj2212]

No, just unfortunate luck

[Matt Wallace @MattWallace888]

UNREAL

This photo literally shows the bullet… IF TRUMP HADN’T TURNED HIS HEAD AT THAT EXACT MOMENT, HE WOULD BE DEAD RIGHT NOW ⚠️

DIVINE INTERVENTION‼️

[g @mulattoswirlp]

Why are people wearing acne patches as an accessory

[hj 🍌 @hj2212]

Netflix now does adverts?? Wtf

[hj 🍌 @hj2212]

I don’t even see things from people I actually follow?!?

[hj 🍌 @hj2212]

How the fuck did my fyp on here become an absolute minefield of antivaxxers, conspiracy nutters and pro trumpers. I hate twitter.

[MrsMartyn @vcg239]

It always feels a bit silly to feel sad when someone you’ve never met dies - but something about people who you see on the telly, who you enjoy watching, makes it feel like you knew them, even though, of course, you don’t. RIP Michael Mosley.

[hj 🍌 @hj2212]

Already got tickets for Glasgow @youmeatsix gig next year, tempted to get Edinburgh ones too now that they’ve announced more dates.