Halle Johnson

[Billy Hartford @CamHeywardFan]

How I slept last night knowing that the Steelers can't hurt me today.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Seems like a good time to remind everyone that the United States Women's National Soccer Team has won 4 World Cups.

[Supriya Ganesh @SupriyaGanesh]

To those asking me if they should watch love island: this shit isn’t for the weak. It’s an hour every day for 6 weeks. It’s a commitment, a marathon, and ur gonna wonder why ur watching this shit but keep at it u will see levels of psychological torture never before seen

[Zion @zionwelt]

The person who came up with lefty loosey righty tighty absolutely cranked it out of the park on that one

[ruhan @ruhan_q]

how did my dad work for 4 decades man I've done 3 years and I want to kms

[𝓘𝓒𝓔 ❄︎ @be_like_ice]

Neurodivergent? Back In my day we called it "a pleasure to have in class but easily distracted."

[🪐 @emmasarchivee]

yall I'm too young to experience two pandemics in my lifetime

[alli @sonofalli]

me and somebody’s dad at work

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

I'm naturally irritated when i first wake up. You have to give me a few minutes to adjust

[miri @mishtimere]

I’m fucking addicted to blanket and bed

[big boy boucher 🍕 @abendytendy]

bunch of grown ass millionaire men huddled up around a phone smiling ear to ear giggling their butts off at a pedophile making corny ass sexist jokes about their peers it does not get much lamer than this

[maddy 🦈 @m4ddyness]

WHAT THE FUCK IS A Y CHROMOSOME* 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

[miri @mishtimere]

adhd is so embarrassing like I really gotta take meth to clean my room

[Sassy Hobbit 🦋 @sassyhobbit]

Dinner tonight is either going to be me with a spoon and a jar of peanut butter or $72 worth of door dash. No real in between

[soup🕷️ @thrluv]

"you pee a lot" i have no time for opinions from the dehydrated

[kacey @lehkolas]

Having a job and a life is so annoying when I just want to watch the Olympics all day

[kas𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 @urth2kas]

me buying something i didn’t need bc i had a bad day

[Justin @TiredBambooLaw]

I'm sorry I just found out that the hockey goalie for Team USA has an Instagram account where all she does is rate Ceasar Salads.

I love my country so much sometimes.

[Nichole @nickyyknowsball]

I feel more Patriotism watching Ilia Malinin skate than seeing the president speak