Holly Smartt

librarian. book nerd. music lover. wife to @senorsmarttinez. mama to Juniper. rt does not = endorsement.

[Holly Smartt @hjsmartt]

Deconstructed my @ChipotleTweets burrito because it had the wrong ingredients…so I was going to eat around everything. And found a piece of plastic wrapper in it.

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

we are off on sundays

[Holly Smartt @hjsmartt]

Millennial parenting is holding your baby’s paci in while driving to you parent’s house and listening to the lullaby version of all your favorite emo/pop-punk songs.

[Holly Smartt @hjsmartt]

Our little padawan is well on her way to becoming a Jedi Master.

[Holly Smartt @hjsmartt]

Happy Valentine’s Day to my littlest & biggest loves. ❤️

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

Annie Lennox topping off "Nothing Compares 2 U" with "Artists for ceasefire! Peace!" is the most Sinead possible Sinead tribute

[Penguin Teen @PenguinTeen]

April is actually Poetry Month, so Taylor Swift entered the chat correctly 👏👏

[Eoin Wenger @eoinwenger]

“YOU GET A FAST CAR. AND YOU GET A FAST CAR” #GRAMMYs

[Holly Smartt @hjsmartt]

EXCUSE ME TAYLOR. WHAT

[cas says free palestine @CrappyFumes]

Asking for a sick day feels so infantalizing, composing a professional email to be like “I frew up”

[Eric Alper 🎧 @ThatEricAlper]

Matthew Perry has sadly passed away at the age of 54 after an apparent drowning. From his iconic role as Chandler Bing on Friends to his impressive work in film and theater, he's given us countless memorable moments and he will be sadly missed.

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

i suck at hiding gifts, an hour later i be like “you wanna see what i got you”

[Orioles on MASN @masnOrioles]

Ladies and gentleman, your playoff-bound Baltimore Orioles

[Holly Smartt @hjsmartt]

Okay, but @tacobell - this is what we nicknamed baby girl before we knew she was baby girl & was just a little embryo growing inside me.

[USA Gymnastics @USAGym]

Final All-Around Standings ⤵️

[Nick Petrillo @nicknewsdc]

If anyone has information about Mariame Sylla, the Prince George's Co. teacher who has been missing since July 29th, please contact the @greenbeltpolice. This is her family and friends who gathered tonight to honor her and to spread the word @fox5dc #MissingPerson

[Baltimore Orioles @Orioles]

X marks the spot.

[DC Public Library @dcpl]

I ❤️ the library.

Let's see how much love this gets!

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