Herman Kleinsasser

[Herman Kleinsasser @hk_32]

@smellyeggs1234 haha nahh just the bella twins, kelly kelly, and phoenix

[Herman Kleinsasser @hk_32]

@smellyeggs1234 ur missing out! These divas are hotttttt

[Herman Kleinsasser @hk_32]

Oh how I love fake wrestling http://yfrog.com/h8jv7sjj

[Herman Kleinsasser @hk_32]

@smellyeggs1234 at 3 I think

[Herman Kleinsasser @hk_32]

@smellyeggs1234 they said he was here but we didn't see him, they're stayin at the same hotel as us its awesome

[Herman Kleinsasser @hk_32]

@smellyeggs1234 quinn n linc got pics n autographs with em

[Herman Kleinsasser @hk_32]

@smellyeggs1234 duuuuuude! The miz n all those guys are here

[Dane Cook @DaneCook]

I would think it was best to never offer a girl whose just had an abortion baby back ribs.

[Herman Kleinsasser @hk_32]

Hmm. This flame-retardant #Rapture suit i bought off the guy at Pico and La Cienaga looks an awful lot like long-johns.

[Herman Kleinsasser @hk_32]

@c0nn3rd0yl3_23 congrats on making it to state man!!!

[Hayden Handcock @hhandcock12]

@hk_32 were navy seals searching for spencer frank laden and osama bin nafziger...let's do this!

[Herman Kleinsasser @hk_32]

@hitchalicious12 gator's bitches better be wearing jimmies!

[Dane Cook @DaneCook]

I like aggressive women. The kind that if they're jumped by an armed robber they'll fight back, grab the weapon & rape their attacker.

[Chad Johnson @ochocinco]

Love me or hate me,both will be in my favor.If you love me,I'll always be in ur heart.If u hate me,I'll always be on your mind #1Luv

[Herman Kleinsasser @hk_32]

@c0nn3rd0yl3_23 ooooo you better come back home to onida to daddy now

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(757): I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.

[Herman Kleinsasser @hk_32]

@justinmennenger god damnit ann!! What did I tell u bout gettin moist on my harley!?

[Herman Kleinsasser @hk_32]

Booo yaaa

[Herman Kleinsasser @hk_32]

@smellyeggs1234 I'm fucken starving sounds amazing though, iv got a funny story for you ima text ya

[Herman Kleinsasser @hk_32]

@smellyeggs1234 I fucken starving!!! I have a funny story for you ima text u