Upfrontandsocial

Content creator and social media marketer/trainer helping businesses grow; front-seat driver of a bright yellow tandem

[Upfrontandsocial @hlanefox]

@NHSBSA_OHS @NHSBSA_OHS - URGENT Need replacement cards for me and my daughter who's about to go on a school trip. But your online system doesn't recognise me. Got my UK GHIC last May. Yr customer service team sent me here. Can you help?

[Upfrontandsocial @hlanefox]

@themidult You think!? Try being a nearly-6ft babe who likes to STRUT in a marchy kind of way...

[Upfrontandsocial @hlanefox]

@ChannelMum What were you thinking?

[Upfrontandsocial @hlanefox]

@RachelExtance We use a Tanqueray gin bottle as our water jug. Guess what my husband gave our dinner guests tumblers full of? One of them thought it tasted a bit funny but said nothing. The other did the nose trick!

[Upfrontandsocial @hlanefox]

What does Dominic Cummings know about Boris?
#Domnishambles #BooAtBoris

[Upfrontandsocial @hlanefox]

@clairekholland @SaveOvalStreets @FentRichRA @citycyclists @SOSFentimanRd Not my area so why put your paper-wasting letter through my door to brag how much quieter my street is going to be? It isn't. Quite the opposite. The traffic has to go somewhere. And you wouldn't even give us speed bumps because nobody's died yet. Breathtaking hypocrisy.

[Upfrontandsocial @hlanefox]

@clairekholland @willnorman @citycyclists @lambeth_council @LDN_LS @LambethCyclists @MumsForLungs @FentRichRA @SaveOvalStreets Amazing! We were told we needed a fatality to get speed bumps in our narrow cut-through on the other side of Clapham Road.

[Upfrontandsocial @hlanefox]

Go bunny!

[Andy Sawers 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @mr_numbers]

You won’t see anything funnier on the internet today.

[Upfrontandsocial @hlanefox]

@mr_numbers Duracell?

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@RichardYoung Thought it was a young James Dean for a mo!!

[Upfrontandsocial @hlanefox]

@emiliemcmeekan Berkinsocks?

[Upfrontandsocial @hlanefox]

@RichardYoung Likewise!!

[Upfrontandsocial @hlanefox]

@GeorgieR30 Me too. And she's an only which feels even lonelier at the mo.

[Upfrontandsocial @hlanefox]

@emiliemcmeekan 7...amateur hour!!

[Upfrontandsocial @hlanefox]

@emiliemcmeekan I am hip to how plants reproduce🌺 and matching Zinadine Zidane 🏐 to his hair...in French - mind-expanding this #homeschooling stuff!!

[Upfrontandsocial @hlanefox]

@Philippa_Perry I get that and thank you. Of course she and we will be fine. But sadly Skype doesn't replace casual unscheduled interaction when there's none of that happening with other kids at home.

[Upfrontandsocial @hlanefox]

@bbcemt What do you need?

[Upfrontandsocial @hlanefox]

@hurrahforgin Gosh me too! Kid in own clothes and bright blue nail polish ready for zumba on the astro. Could be her last day at primary school so they're having as much fun as they can 👩‍🏫💅🤸‍♀️🤜🤛
#FridayThoughts #lastdayofschool