Han

I enjoy long walks to the pub

[♱ natalie ☕️ @__MarieTherese_]

Whoever thought ‘you know what would help women in childbirth? being really, really high’ was an absolute genius btw. I love gas & air fr

[Martin Pilgrim @MartinPilgrim1]

A good trick for coping with hot weather is to freeze a bottle of water and then use it to bludgeon people who get on your nerves.

[emi ²³ ⁸¹ | 🇧🇪 @pialbono_]

british people wouldn't complain about the heat so much if we still had calippo shots

[NurseBrianRN @rn_murse]

he’s got to stop eating them

[Duncan Lindsay @DuncanLindsay]

Thinking of this fallen icon during the heatwave

[bonnie @fwrosting]

all ur boyfriend does is smoke and give you meat bitch ur dating a bbq

[BayernTimes @BayernTimes]

ngl these hydration breaks are getting out of hand

[lil sun @solespinosaaa]

cuando en el próximo mundial hagan un break para vapear

[Don @Donwillioni]

About to watch the World Cup in the pub when a fella said to me ‘I bet you can’t name 3 Qatar players’

I replied - George Harrison, Jimi Hendrix and Eric Clapton

#worldcup

[harrie ☭ @emopunkgrrrl]

just found a clown on tiktok who’s pronouns are He/Honk

[Jett 🜲 @iky_fwjett]

Stop telling strong women they have balls. You know what balls do? They shrivel up when it's cold like little bitches. And they make men cry when they get kicked. Strong women have ovaries. Ovaries are so tough they kick us once a month just to show us what's what.

[Sonia @BalogunSonia4]

You get pregnant and the man leaves you. 👀

Society calls YOU a whore.
Calls the baby a bastard. 😭

But somehow there’s never a shameful name for the man who walked away.

[conor @conor_brn]

Quite frankly unacceptable packaging for a condiment

[mena @zcahverse]

Uma coisa que me irrita MUITO no iPhone: se eu to na câmera e clico no flash, é porque eu QUERO usar o flash, não quero que ele analise o nível de luz do ambiente pra ver se precisa ou não de flash.

[Ceris Abyss 🤍🐦‍⬛DEBUT JULY 31 @CerisAbyss]

England is not a real country.

In the middle of a heatwave the ice cream is still in stock here, but the sausage rolls and pork pies are all gone.

[Terry Hague @TezzaBelle88]

30° abroad: “let’s explore this town.”

30° in the UK: “I may not survive this Sainsbury’s trip.”

[Aunt Babe @babesmithh]

The fact I had the heating on Tuesday and today I’ve had to get the fan down from the loft. Only in the UK