Heather

Taller than one kid, but not the other.

[Heather @hlm320]

I don't have any advice for you @MaurielleTV but I do feel your pain. My 9 year old daughter acts the same way when she has to leave her friends & be at home with me & her dad. 🤣🤣🤣
#GoodDayDetroit

[Heather @hlm320]

I loved "The Boroughs"! It was really good. Now I'm watching "Something Very Bad is Going to Happen" which is also produced by the Duffer Brothers & on Netflix. I'm only halfway through, but it's good so far. #GoodDayDetroit

[Heather @hlm320]

My daughter plays little league & is an alternate for a tournament team, & that's busy enough. She has friends that play little league & are on a tournament team & a travel team, at the same time. I don't know how their parents pull it all off.
#GoodDayDetroit

[Heather @hlm320]

. @ErmanniMedia trying to explain to the ladies that black is slimming, like it's not something we girls are taught as children. 🤣
#GoodDayDetroit

[Heather @hlm320]

I'm one of those people shaped like a minion in real life, & "a blessing" is not what I would call it @leethomastv! 🤣🤣🤣
Thanks for trying, though. 🤷‍♀️
#thenoon

[Heather @hlm320]

I agree with everything @ErmanniMedia said about boiling the eggs, except for 10 minutes. I go 12 minutes, because I'm like @MaurielleTV - I don't want even a hint of anything runny in my eggs.
Otherwise, spot on technique.
#GoodDayDetroit

[Heather @hlm320]

I fully agree with @MaurielleTV- all eggs need to be completely cooked, with absolutely no runny anything. I have learned how to successfully cook "dippy" eggs for my daughter, but it grosses me out. 🤢
#GoodDayDetroit

[Heather @hlm320]

I love a good fruit salad, but that doesn't count as dessert, except maybe at breakfast. That's why when I'm invited to a barbecue, I almost always bring a dessert. It's absolutely necessary. #thenoon

[Heather @hlm320]

I'm sure that woman wanted to go viral, but those are definitely her racist views, too. No one who isn't racist says something like that just to get famous. We need to stop giving these people a platform for spewing their hatred. It's just gross. #GoodDayDetroit

[Heather @hlm320]

The Montreal seasoning is great, but I really like this Weber Flavor Bomb seasoning for burgers. It makes them so good! My husband is seasoning obsessed, so we've tried a lot, & that one is a favorite.
#GoodDayDetroit

[Heather @hlm320]

Have any of you ever watched the show "Resident Alien"? Because those alien types sound really familiar. Either the writers of that show had inside info, or we're all getting scammed. 🤣👽
#GoodDayDetroit

[Heather @hlm320]

I had a tick on me once, & it was one time too many. I get the creepy crawlies just thinking about it. 😣
#GoodDayDetroit

[Heather @hlm320]

I use baking soda or vinegar to clean things frequently, but nobody freaks out about those being ingested. Enjoy your Coke @MaurielleTV & ignore the haters.
#GoodDayDetroit

[Heather @hlm320]

I'm a mom who doesn't like wine, & when I say that, other moms tend to either judge me or feel judged themselves. It really is a big part of mom culture for some reason.
For the record, I'm not judging anyone, I just don't enjoy it. Drink your wine & have fun. 🍷
#GoodDayDetroit

[Heather @hlm320]

I think most roasts are hilarious, & the roasters usually also make fun of each other & themselves. I have more respect for people when they don't take themselves too seriously, so I think that's part of the appeal. Plus they usually say nice things at the end. 🤷‍♀️
#GoodDayDetroit

[Heather @hlm320]

Look, no one hates feet more than I do, but men should be allowed to wear whatever makes them comfortable, just like women. If I don't want to see your toes (I don't 🤢) then I won't look at them. Policing other people's clothing makes me more upset than feet do.
#GoodDayDetroit

[Heather @hlm320]

I saw "Top Gun" at the drive in when it came out. It was a double feature, along with "Karate Kid 2". I would love to see it in the theater again & I hope I can make it this week, to see "Top Gun" & "Top Gun: Maverick." Both excellent films.
#GoodDayDetroit

[Heather @hlm320]

You're absolutely right to keep believing in the Pistons & saying they're going to win @ErmanniMedia! It's called manifesting, people! Let's all do it!
#GoodDayDetroit

[Political Punk @actingliketommy]

I saw this video on Viola Davis' instagram this morning and everyone needs to see it.

The gutting of the VRA is the most significant attack on ALL civil rights in America in my lifetime, and after they already came for the women..

We better wake the fuck up. None of us is safe:

[Heather @hlm320]

I used to tell my daughter "yo mama" jokes all the time, just to amuse myself. She would eventually yell "You ARE my mom!" & storm off, but I thought they were funny. 🤷‍♀️🤣🤣
#thenoon