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Single Boy Mom/Theatre lover/Cincinnati Girl/ Who Dey!

[Drew Garrison @DrewGarrison]

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1 - Follow me and @TickPick
2 - Retweet this post.

I’ll pick a winner Thursday.

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[HinduHomeBoy @HinduHomeBoy]

@AMAZlNGNATURE Gorilla shows human her baby ♥️♥️❤️
https://t.co/MWnuImbJAw

[Votto De La Cruz @EvilJoeyVotto]

“It’s important for the fans to understand me and me to understand the fans.”

Elly De La Cruz says he's committed to learning English to better connect with his fans ❤️ #Reds

[Heather @hlsmith76]

They walk way better than me in heels. 👠

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Grown men march around in red high heels to protest male violence against women:

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Michael Jackson realizing they take pictures every time he moves

[Heather @hlsmith76]

My Jedi Angel forever protecting us from his galaxy far far away.

[Heather @hlsmith76]

@XPlusJordan Ty so much 🙏🏻

[Heather @hlsmith76]

Please come show my baby boy how much we loved him and how much we will forever be changed without him. 💔🙏🏻 https://t.co/8hAcGiD1tb

[Cincinnati Bengals @Bengals]

.@ChidobeAwuzie is in the Christmas spirit! RT for a chance to win his gloves 😎

#ProBowlVote x Chidobe Awuzie

[Cincinnati Bengals @Bengals]

.@Real10jayy__'s White Bengal gloves are up for grabs! RT for a chance to win 👐

#ProBowlVote x Ja’Marr Chase

[Heather @hlsmith76]

@OliviaRayTV @WLWT He should get some body armour from Joey B. Greta game. Who Dey!

[Fordy❓️ @Fordy8173]

So I am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while the employee that wants $15 an hour "monitors" and then this happened.
Her - why are you double bagging all of your groceries?
Me - excuse me?
Her - you are wasting our bags!
Me - if you don't like the way I'm bagging the groceries, feel free to come on over here and bag them yourself.
Her - that's not my job!
Me - okay, then I will bag my groceries how I please if that's all right with you.
Her - why are you using two bags?!
Me - because the bags are weak and I don't want the handles to break or the bottoms to rip out.
Her - well, that's because you are putting too much stuff in the bag. If you took half of that stuff out and put it in a different bag, then you wouldn't need to double bag.
*10 seconds of me just staring at her.
Me - so you want me to split these items in half and put half of them in a different bag so that I don't have to double bag.
Her - exactly.
Me - so I would still be using two bags to hold the same number of items.
Her - no, because you wouldn't be double bagging.
*me pressing two fingers to my left eye in an attempt to make it stop twitching.
Me - okay, so here I have a jug of milk and a bottle of juice double bagged. If I take the milk out and remove the double bagging and just put the milk in the single bag and the juice in that single bag, I'm still using two bags for these two items.
Her- no, because you are not double bagging them, so it's not the same number of bags.
*me looking around at about 10 other customers who at this point are enjoying the show.
Me- is this like that Common Core math stuff I keep hearing about?
Her- never mind, you just don't get it.
And with that, she went back to her little Podium so she could continue texting or playing games on her phone or whatever it was she was doing before she decided to come over and critique my bagging skills.😂😂

[Heather @hlsmith76]

@goldstarchili 🐅

[Heather @hlsmith76]

@RetailRipping We didn’t make it to redsfest but a friend got my son a special message. ❤️

[Heather @hlsmith76]

Best part of the week was winning an autograph session with TJ Friedl at our first redsfest tonight.

[Stonks and Cards @stonksandcards]

🚨🚨HOBBY BOX GIVEAWAY🚨🚨

(1) slightly damaged box of Topps Chrome 2022 Sonic Lite

To enter:
1. Follow
2. Like and reply
3. Quote Tweet with the best part of your week

*If you have not already, retweet my pinned tweet

48 hours

@Portalcoin $PORTAL

[Heather @hlsmith76]

@513Caleb We are hoping to make it to our first tonight. Look for the boy in the wheelchair with the bengals cast lol. Go Reds!

[Heather @hlsmith76]

@RetailRipping We are so excited. We also won one with Luke Maile. It’ll be an adventure because my 11 year old has a broken leg.

[Heather @hlsmith76]

@RetailRipping @Portalcoin Go Reds!

[Heather @hlsmith76]

So after winning his first Bengals game Maddox got so upset that Joey B got hurt that after that game he decided to break his leg so he could be injured with JB lol. He got his Who Dey cast day while sporting his custom chain from @TonyDaTiger96. @Bengals @moose196850

[Heather @hlsmith76]

@moose196850 @CincyTron83 This is amazing!!! Ty so much. My son Maddox just got to go to the Bills game because of winning @TonyDaTiger96 tickets and then broke his leg after the Thursday night game. Who Dey!!