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[JT 𓅊 @JonathanTdotexe]

I wonder what they're cooking up to turn the ENGINEERS into activists..can't be good

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

One of the most evil things imaginable to me

[Jane Altoids @staticbluebat]

In 2026 we get health information from They Might Be Giants instead of the FDA

[Patrick Sullivan @PatchNavillus]

Piggy is the cyclops? Huh? she’s Pignelope. Sweetums is the cyclops—are you stupid? Janice is clearly Calypso. Fozzie the bard. Sam Agamemnon, Kermit and Robin speak for themselves. Then like Tom Berenger is Antinous. AI slop. You fool. You heretic. Bernadette Peters is Athena

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

Yeah so this is insane actually.

[Nick Kapur @nick_kapur]

This amazing website, called "Worse on Purpose," is cataloguing all the ways companies are deliberately and secretively degrading their own products

As usual, in most cases the culprit is private equity extracting enormous sums while everyone else is left worse off.

[Errai @errai]

Oh man I (washes hands) love cooking so much (washes hands) and it’s so easy to (washes hands) make anything you want

[Midwest Antiquarian @Eric_Erins]

A perfectly executed Chicago vernacular block really does something for me

[paul "tramp" trampe @paultrampe]

Mundane history is still history. I love finding a marker and going “huh. That’s neat.”

[mac 🫐 gay master from the gay republic @ardokranch]

how it feels to have an anxiety disorder

[Grace @gracecamille_]

I’ve really enjoyed reading all these nice poems guys. We do have fun on here sometimes

[g @34rths]

And for my next trick I will call life beautiful and instantly watch it become so

[lucile desmoulins ☭🔻 @lucile_darling]

this is so fucking insidious. there’s literally NO good reason to have a concealed camera connected to the internet available for general use. they will absolutely be training AI with the feedback, too. evil invention from evil people — i wish you nothing but the worst

[New town every hour (ret.) @TownsUsa]

world cup announcer just said "the English have struggled historically here in Massachusetts" lol

[Paddy Raff @paddyraffcomedy]

Describing a Toblerone to someone who’s never had one before

[Luke Miani @LukeMiani]

> save $15M a year by cutting a screwworm monitoring program

> screwworm outbreak almost immediately

> $1B to combat it

Government efficiency

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

BBC: “What was your screen time?”

Student: “Nine hours.”

BBC: “You’re gong to have a lot more time to fill. What will you do?”

Student: “Stare at a wall.”

[Nick Perkins @NickyPerks]

Every day we are gifted a new generational
World Cup clip, I’ll never get tired of these

[trash jones @jzux]

"can i be a hater for a second?" my dear friend. with me you can be a hater for 1 million years