Harps

"Be yourself" is sometimes the worst advice you can give someone

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Netflix's Adolescence highlights the danger of social media content on young people's minds. There needs to be an equivalent show highlighting the dangers of newspaper content on the minds of the elderly

[IT WAS NEVER GOING TO BE ME @solomonmissouri]

Got what he paid for

[Dara Ó Briain @daraobriain]

These is something particularly crass and callous about announcing a 44% trade tariff against Myanmar, this week, of all weeks.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

i interviewed three US clothing factory owners last year. they were chomping at the bit to implement AI robotics technology. if factory jobs return, they wont be like the ones that built the middle class in the 1950s

[Geoff Norcott @GeoffNorcott]

This may be an excessively British take.

But, if you *have* to take a phone call on the train, it should be conducted as quietly as possible and with the appropriate level of shame.

[emily m @maitlis]

Trump has never hidden what he is :
A huge admirer of Putin , Erdogan, Netanyahu etc - military might and money.
The big question is why we are shocked he’s selling Ukraine out.
He told us he would. He is.
The man himself is totally predictable. It’s just the American 🇺🇸 flag behind him that makes this hard to swallow.

[Mike Recine @mikerecine]

Not to sound like a right winger but it’s really annoying how poor people play their music on speaker phone on the train and if you say anything they’ll stab you to death.

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

It’s now painfully obvious Brexit hasn’t worked, and is actively harming us economically. (It didn’t even control our bloody borders!) Given the British people would clearly vote overwhelmingly to go back into the EU, we should have another referendum.

[Jon Craig @joncraig]

Yes, really! John Prescott’s coffin & his family arrive at his funeral at Hull Minster in … two Jags!

[Jeremy Noel-Tod @jntod]

Ice shot the serif

[Gareth Harney @OptimoPrincipi]

A very near miss for the Getty Villa and its 40,000 Greek and Roman antiquities.

[John be good @Johnbegood2000]

@SprinterObserve this one still standing ....

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

im so tired

[Harps @HM_Harpsy]

A primitive, but absolute fave airport

[Larry Madowo @LarryMadowo]

Welcome to Wilson Airport 🇰🇪

[Barry Malone @malonebarry]

I can't stand it when people say "the first Western journalist to report from". Who cares? What is it supposed to mean? That their reporting will be somehow better than the local journalists already there? Puts me in mind of colonisers "discovering" other people's countries.

[yammi @sighyam]

I thought this was Greenland

[Stephen Volk @Stevevolkwriter]

People: "No one can possibly replace Gregg Wallace on Masterchef." Me:

[Harps @HM_Harpsy]

@bushontheradio Fake; real ones shit pine needles everywhere and look dead on the 26th. Also the fake one is pre-lit and you can manipulate the branches, folding them upwards slightly to prevent the fancy glass baubles from sliding off and shattering.

[(((Dan Hodges))) @DPJHodges]

Louise Haigh's resignation sets a ridiculously low bar for cabinet service. We're now saying there can be no rehabilitation for anyone in public life who has committed the most minor of offences.