hanna 🦋

watch the minutes go

[dragon harpoon🕺 @pissedpant]

Imagine you go to the hospital with explosive diarrhea from eating contaminated lettuce and you’re severely dehydrated then they hook you up to the fiberglass IV

[caitlyn @KyberCait]

all of this is temporary 🗡️

film: if i can’t have love, i want power (2021)
director: colin tilley
songs: “bells in santa fe” & “easier than lying” by halsey
frame count: 528, edited by hand. no ai used.

a little something for the fifth anniversary of this album/film this week.

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

I'm having a hard time being upset that the worm in RFK's brain is implementing a pro-parasite agenda. You just have to respect the hustle.

[tori @doritenholm]

it’s so fun hanging out with straight men who kind of read as gay (view women as people, generally nice and clean)

[brandon* @brndxix]

don’t worry guys, the wealth will trickle down

[hanna 🦋 @hmarks182]

@eth333333 I fuckin love that song lol

[★ yas ★ @yasminesummanx]

Guys she’s just having a hot topic emo phase, I hate to tell you but this is quite literally the most 13 year old thing she could be doing right now.

[narancia gaming @naranciagaming]

>it's real

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Last year, Microsoft made $101 billion in profits, got a $12.5 billion tax break from Trump & paid its CEO $96 million.

This year, it’s raising the price of an Xbox by $150 & eliminating 3,200 jobs.

Please don’t tell me corporate tax breaks create jobs. It never trickles down.

[hera @shiningdaisies]

top reasons to do something:
1. funsies
2. spite

[Autistic Lauren 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 @Autistic_Lauren]

Remember that SpongeBob episode where King Neptune made thousands of patties at once using magic and they tasted like slop, whilst SpongeBob’s single patty tasted amazing because it was made with love and dedication?

This is a post about AI

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

We need to bring back intellectual elitism. Sorry, but a virologist will always know more about vaccines than a yoga mommy blogger with a ChatGPT Plus subscription.

[B-Day Yvie❣️ @AdamantxYves]

Celsius is a crazy measuring scale, I'm so sorry. 100° feels like hot. You understand 100 as a complete thing. 37° being hot is just... I'm not convinced.

The metric system is a very cute girl. Y'all ate with that. But I just don't see it for Miss Celsius.

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

microdosing pto by dissociating at work

[Cynthia Ozumba @CynthiaOzumba]

Nobody is glowing like the coworker who is about to quit!

[k @Kaartikkkkk]

How I feel every time I get a fever

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Socialism is the fire department saving your house.

Capitalism is the insurance company denying your claim.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

SERIOUS QUESTION: Now if capitalism is so great, why do corporations need tax breaks, subsidies, exemptions, grants, bailouts, legal protections, and trade barriers to survive ?? And when ordinary people ask for help, why is it suddenly called socialism ??

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

But taxing wealth so normal people can afford to see a doctor and not go bankrupt over inhalers is radical left. OK