Hannah Augustus

Wifey. Teacher. Dog mom. Nature lover. Sloth lover. Jesus lover.

[Hannah Augustus @hmd1220]

@redheadrunner13 Your wife is trying her best to keep your meals as interesting as possible 😘 and you get to pick whatever you want when you’re all healed up!

[Hannah Augustus @hmd1220]

Is it sad that I still knew every word to We’re All in this Together on the @Disney family singalong on @ABCNetwork?? 🤷🏼‍♀️ I think not #dontjudgeme #waytogoDisney

[Hannah Augustus @hmd1220]

The thing I’m gonna miss most about this Christmas break? Relaxing and shamelessly binge watching allll the @disneyplus shows and movies...we haven’t had it a week yet and it’s already a great investment! #noadultingplease #onemoreweekoff

[Hannah Augustus @hmd1220]

THANK YOU for being right @kenjeong!! I have said it was Victor Oladipo since week 2...and I get to watch my first Pacers game next Friday! #ThingamajigMask #MaskedSinger @MaskedSingerFOX

[Hannah Augustus @hmd1220]

the #thingamajig is for sure Victor Oladipo. I have called it for a month and I’m sticking to it til I know I’m right!! @MaskedSingerFOX

[Hannah Augustus @hmd1220]

Bought Caleb a Switch for his birthday on Thursday. Came with Mario Kart already downloaded so he let me take turns playing with him on Thursday. Today we bought Pokémon Shield and I don’t think I will have a husband til New Years. It’s fine, it’s fine #lovemynerd #heearnedit

[Hannah Augustus @hmd1220]

Whoever thinks cleaning is NOT a form of therapy has never met me...I have cleaned all day long and feel much more at ease and calm #muchneeded #cleanhouse #happyhouse

[Hannah Augustus @hmd1220]

Y’all better wish you had a sissy half as fabulous as mine. She always knows just what to say and when to say it...thanks for missing me toot toot 💜 I miss you too #bestsister #tippytappy #lovehermucho @twiterlessskait

[Hannah Augustus @hmd1220]

play with him and pet on him if he was aggressive?? Please keep your stupid silly comments to yourself next time #dontbullymybreed #goodestboyever

[Hannah Augustus @hmd1220]

To the idiot lady who said “a dog that big should have a muzzle” let me tell you something...maybe you need a muzzle instead of my dog. Quincy is the least aggressive dog I have ever met and is the sweetest lovable boy. Do you think we would let a sweet little girl in the park

[Beth Moore @BethMooreLPM]

We still need face to face, legit, warm flesh and blood friendships. We still need someone to hold our hand when we’re broken-hearted, to laugh with us til we cry or cry with us til we laugh. We need people with whom we’re safe.
A screen can’t do that for us.

Friends > Phones.

[Hannah Augustus @hmd1220]

Reading Wonder to my kiddos as our first read aloud of the year....today we got to the part where Daisy dies. Y’all. I. bawled. My. Eyes. Out. Some of my kiddos started crying. So how did we get out of our sadness? We had a class dance party with GoNoodle obviously.#criedinclass

[Hannah Augustus @hmd1220]

Wore flowy pants and a v neck tee to school today
Student: Mrs. Augustus, you look like you’re wearing pajamas
Me: thank you, I feel like I am! #isitfridayyet #tiredteacher

[Hannah Augustus @hmd1220]

@twiterlessskait I sowwy

[Hannah Augustus @hmd1220]

Just watched 15 minutes of @parksandrecnbc bloopers with my husband in bed and we could not stop laughing...and then we started laughing at ourselves to the point that I fell out of bed 😂😂 #marriage #truelove #lovemyhubby @redheadrunner13

[Hannah Augustus @hmd1220]

@twiterlessskait Hope you weren’t too board 😂😂

[Hannah Augustus @hmd1220]

@haliesciotto Yessss

[Hannah Augustus @hmd1220]

Today has been declared Hannah’s personal mental health day...she has done nothing but watch tv, lay in bed, and cuddle with her main squeeze and a blanket...this mental health day has been brought to you by #firstcrazyweekoftesting

[Hannah Augustus @hmd1220]

@twiterlessskait #Nike

[Hannah Augustus @hmd1220]

The amount of times I have wanted to elope in the last month is high, friends. Very. High. #twomoremonths #killmenow #toomanyopinions