hannah plátano

I'm the shit starter

[hannah plátano @hmiller098]

@Skyelz1 Where tf were you at 3:50 pm

[hannah plátano @hmiller098]

ISO a boyfriend, simply because I get too tired putting the duvet cover on by myself

[hannah plátano @hmiller098]

The best red, white, and blue comes from @PabstBlueRibbon, and @PabstBlueRibbon only. #grabstapabst

[hannah plátano @hmiller098]

Wish I had a boyfriend rn simply so I could make him bring me Mac n cheese at work

[hannah plátano @hmiller098]

@notzuffy I love this very much

[hannah plátano @hmiller098]

@PabstBlueRibbon and this hammock chair are the only things keeping me sane this week

[hannah plátano @hmiller098]

A man at the Union came over and told me I was very pretty and I damn near cried bc no one has hit on me in a public place, let alone in person in over a damn year.

[hannah plátano @hmiller098]

You ever accidentally tell ur therapist “I love you” when you hang up the phone like you do with ur mom? Me neither...

[hannah plátano @hmiller098]

@RyanNatenstedt You should go get some nuggets and throw up, because really that’s the highlight of it all

[hannah plátano @hmiller098]

Did I just put down 20 Wendy’s chicken nuggets and then throw up in my driveway?
Yes.
Is it because I’m depressed?
Also yes.

[hannah plátano @hmiller098]

@ColesTwitt3r pls name my new cat, thx

[hannah plátano @hmiller098]

@earls_paige @PabstBlueRibbon The most honorable title I’ve ever received, thank you ❤️

[plant milkweed 🦋🐞 @byejudymoody]

men if you didn’t send a woman money yesterday don’t feel bad, you still have the rest of march to do so!!

[hannah plátano @hmiller098]

@raylamarema I’ll do $1.72. Best offer.

[hannah plátano @hmiller098]

@cemeteryelf @PabstBlueRibbon Hi! Yes, it is a hand made bean-tiara. Every single bean, hot glued by my own hands. Thank you for appreciating it as much as I do ❤️

[hannah plátano @hmiller098]

Still waiting for someone to be completely and utterly obsessed with me

[hannah plátano @hmiller098]

My day was going great until old white men ruined it. No surprise there.

[exquisite dead guy @trombonitaur]

Coming out as a pbr fan to my craft beer dad

[Pabst Blue Ribbon @PabstBlueRibbon]

Couldn’t afford a commercial.
Could afford this.

RT and we’ll give it away after the game.