Rayla Marema

60% of the time, it works every time. she/her/daddy

[Rayla Marema @raylamarema]

Interviewer: “What skills do you have that qualify you for this position?”
Me:

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

this was attempted murder

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Damn if u don’t know what insurance is u are so stupid like everyone know what it is. Insurance is so easy to understand and not intangible at all. Someone should tell me what it is as a joke so we can both talk about how we know what it is. U go first

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

“Describe yourself in 5 words”

[jame @kloogans]

"man i wish someone had some fabric"

joann:

[caleb @calebstark]

margot robbie as rosie o'donnell barbie from 1998 at the long island premiere of barbie

[Cam Damage (Trans Reznor) @HannibalDamage]

Reasons dating me is like having a dog:
-stoked when ur stoked
-just wants to help when ur sad
-will drool all over u probably
-loves a lil head pet
-loves a lil treat
-what was that sound
-don’t yell at me

[FLETCHER @findingfletcher]

happy pisces season to me

[Fletcher News @CFletcherNews]

FLETCHER and Kelsea Ballerini leaving Taylor Swift’s afterparty

[꩜ @laylology]

i'll never be a meal prep girl i much prefer the agony and the ecstasy of scrounging around for sustenance like a dog

[carol ades @carolades]

I need a little sweet treat or I’ll die

[Carlos Lopez @LopezJC16]

Happy third birthday, crazy girly!

[Jeanne Goshe @beangoshe]

practicing setting boundaries by refusing to tell the trader joe's cashier whether i am getting up to anything fun for the rest of the day

[T @gentlycarved]

romo (relief of missing out)

[Ok Kate @Kateness8]

Grilled cheese is still good without tomato soup. But tomato soup is pointless without grilled cheese

[Rayla Marema @raylamarema]

BEEN WAITING SO LONG FOR THIS ONE

[Quinn XCII @QuinnXCII]

“Let Me Down” with @chelseacutler out next Friday 12/2

https://t.co/BxSxlGeg8A

[teryn @youngtiddy]

i don’t care if ur british just don’t do it in front of me

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

Babe the Silly Goose University just called... you got in