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[Michael Sakowski @Sakowsk1Michael]

Nobody tells you about these jobs when it’s time to choose a career

[Mutuma Mathiu 🇰🇪 @mutuma_mathiu]

Who dropped the ball in this whole Ebola joke? How can an Ebola patient who has been in hospital for a month gallivant undetected across half the continent, waft through a high security airport where there should be top notch screening, mingle his way out and then all then make his way to Nairobi hospital undetected?
At the very least minister Duale should resign or be fired for incompetence, unless the President has other reasons to keep him in office. You let this happen on your watch, resign!

[Killa Lando @KillaLando]

I know it looks better but this building reminds me of one seriously ugly building in Kenya; Kenrail Towers. The second ugliest in Ke after SHA HQ.

A series of boxes with different design languages stacked as if drawn by a 10-yr-old.

Could be an ugly building in the end.

[ִֶָ @Usoholic]

Slandered comic purists over lanterns when they knew the truth about this show cuz i was coping they were gonna go crazy in the finale

[15. (but sp🎃🎃ky) @real15thsavior]

star trek used to take 12 niggas to a different planet every week with a budget of 3 nfts and a stale chip but lanterns couldn’t figure it out

[For a Pessimist I’m Pretty Optimistic @Mbwesaa]

Is there any uglier highway in Nairobi than Outering and Waiyaki way?
Bruh I always feel like I’m passing through war zones using these two routes!

[Countey @counteymoon]

African countries are largely governed by evil idiots.

[💎 @TJayyyy_1]

Brighton, Brentford, and Bournemouth when it comes to collecting rent from the Big 6

[Vivek @Vivek_Investor]

This is what Taleb said: instead of looking for role models, look for anti-models.

This applies to every aspect of life.

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

Yaani teachers who teach kids were given test and less than 40% met minimum requirement? Are you guys seeing this?

[SLO @SLOplays]

When I think of a perfect anime opening, this is easily one of the first ones.

[Σῶμα-σῆμα @J4nitzio]

Yuri Gagarin if born 50 years earlier would have lived almost his entire life farming mud and eating shit, if born 50 years later would have been blown up by a ukranian drone while high as shit.

He was born in the right time to be the first cosmonaut to go to space.

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Kenyans don't hate on drunk driving enough.

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

> imperial harem politics
> imported Slavic wives
> endless wars with Persia, complex relations with Arabs, protector of Jews
> ostentatious displays of wealth
> endless corruption
> extreme state brutality towards rebels

Is Trump the last Ottoman sultan?

[Dr. Ho Yinsen @kinjeketile]

Kwani kuweka culvert ni pesa ngapi?
Counties hukuwa na mchezo.

[Conrad Kulo @ConradKulo]

You can’t claim "marginalisation" when Homa Bay got KSh 3.4B in RSIP2 road allocations—more than almost all Mt. Kenya counties except Kiambu.

[Marion @PaddockGirl_44]

Na mjue rural access roads ni kazi ya County. We are trying to say muulize wanga allocation ya Homabay ya development funding imekua ikifanya nini ama ikienda wapi mnashout that century old excuse ya marginalization. Mtafunguka macho siku moja on your inept leaders

[SANKEI🇰🇪 @SankeiSaitoti]

Kibaki's first minister of roads was Raila Amollo Odinga. He served from Jan 2003 to Nov. 2005. In Feb, 2008-March 2013 Raila was the second ever Kenyan Prime Minister. What did Homa Bay get from this?

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

With all due Respect Mhesh.

Homa Bay has been allocated roughly Sh88 BILLION in equitable share alone since the start of devolution, and about Sh33 BILLION of that has come during Gladys Al Wanga’s term.

Why are Homabayians still being told “marginalisation” every time they ask why the roads look bad? 😭