HannahMorrisonShultz

Hannah likes black coffee, hoppy beer, and brownies. She does not believe in non-chocolate desserts.

[HannahMorrisonShultz @hmshultz]

"Atticus told me to delete the adjectives and I'd have the facts." To Kill A Mockingbird

[HannahMorrisonShultz @hmshultz]

@millermeeks I'm trying to contact you but the form on your website is broken.

[HannahMorrisonShultz @hmshultz]

@RepFeenstra the contact form on your website isn't working.

[HannahMorrisonShultz @hmshultz]

@RepAshleyHinson the contact form on your website is broken. Is there an email address we can use instead?

[manwhohasitall @manwhohasitall]

"I'm very uncomfortable interacting with men at work in case I accidentally comment on their hair, face or weight. It's a nightmare, you have to be so careful. Increasingly I think the only solution is to stop employing them." Claire, CEO

[HannahMorrisonShultz @hmshultz]

"The difference between the amount of food produced in 2010 and the amount we need by 2050 is an estimated 7,400 trillion calories, according to the report...But the bottom line is, we need to get more calories from the world's current cropland." https://t.co/r7pAk1s3Hs

[HannahMorrisonShultz @hmshultz]

Wow. This seems liked a fucked up relationship.

[Jennifer Wright @JenAshleyWright]

Imagine trying to enjoy receiving oral sex from your partner and thinking “I earned this by cleaning up vomit.”

[Rep. Eric Swalwell @RepSwalwell]

I quoted @realDonaldTrump calling African countries “shithole countries” on the @housefloor. @RepDougCollins formally objected to the Parliamentarian that saying “shithole” is vulgar. He’s right. So why won’t he & @housegop object to Trump saying it?

[Esther Choo, MD MPH @choo_ek]

There’s not much that has given me as much life as reading this profile of the pottymouthed, fearless, hilarious, truth-telling, straight-shooting, Gwyneth-repelling phenom @DrJenGunter https://t.co/Kl2sQPwZJR

[Profile inactive @GuthrieGF]

The @RevDrBarber is 100% correct (as usual!). The "Religious Right" ⁠— which is largely synonymous with white evangelicalism today ⁠— is rooted in white supremacy. Suburban white megachurches blossomed in this country because of "white flight." Their agenda is Trump's agenda.

[Elizabeth Warren @ewarren]

It’s not equal justice when a kid with an ounce of pot can get thrown in jail, while a big bank executive who cheats and defrauds Americans can get a bonus. The words above the Supreme Court say "Equal Justice Under Law"—we need to start acting like it.

[HannahMorrisonShultz @hmshultz]

@AskCiti No

[HannahMorrisonShultz @hmshultz]

Hey @Citi I spent some time on chat this morning to get a very simple issue resolved and your CSR stopped responding. I can't wait til I can close all of my Citi accounts. I've never had a good customer service experience with Citi. #dobetter #citisucks

[HannahMorrisonShultz @hmshultz]

@AskCiti I have two closed cc accounts I would to to unlink. I asked the CSR to help with that this morning and she sent me the obvious instructions. When I let her know I’ve tried that countless times over several weeks and continue getting error messages,
She stopped responding.

[manwhohasitall @manwhohasitall]

My sister is writing an article about the unique contribution men make to politics. Does anyone know a male in politics? What does he contribute?

[HannahMorrisonShultz @hmshultz]

https://t.co/QHTHtGORZW

[HannahMorrisonShultz @hmshultz]

Why do people share multiple versions of the same document? In most cases, I don't understand why a copy of each draft is helpful or necessary. This is a real question, not just a complaint.

[HannahMorrisonShultz @hmshultz]

Earplugs? Laxatives? These and other random products will cost you extra if you're a woman. https://t.co/nTwmrb9XOK via @HuffPostLife

[HannahMorrisonShultz @hmshultz]

@westobeer where can I see you current taproom beer list?

[manwhohasitall @manwhohasitall]

"I see myself as a person and yet I'm constantly reminded I'm a man. People call me a brunet, a working dad or a 'male runner'. It's relentless. I'm a person!" whines gender-obsessed Liam, 35.