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[notSTOCKS @Notstocksdotfun]

GM NOTARIES ☀️

Thursday is here.

The week’s moving fast, but we’re not slowing down.

Keep pushing.

Keep making noise.

Keep building.

$NSTOCKS crew, let’s make today count. 💪

[notSTOCKS @Notstocksdotfun]

If you’re holding $nSTOCKS but haven’t joined the Telegram yet, you’re missing half the action. 👊

The GC is where the community connects, shares ideas, talks $nSTOCKS and helps push things forward.

Don’t just watch from the timeline.

Join the Telegram. Get in the GC. Introduce yourself and be part of what we’re building. 🤝

https://t.co/YIC08CqBLP

[. @hmunie0]

@atlasfunded 54

[notSTOCKS @Notstocksdotfun]

Name me a better time to be alive, where you can hodl $nstocks over stocks

This is the future

[. @hmunie0]

@Notstocksdotfun GM

[notSTOCKS @Notstocksdotfun]

GM NOTARIES ☀️

New week. Fresh opportunities.

Show up. Stay active. Keep spreading the word.

Let’s start the week strong, $NSTOCKS crew. 💪

Who’s locked in? 👇

[notSTOCKS @Notstocksdotfun]

Wake up.
Check $nSTOCKS.
Refuse to look at anything else.
Go back to sleep.

This is NOT what they meant by “passive income.”

[HOOD4663 @hood4663_rh]

still in the tank

[notSTOCKS @Notstocksdotfun]

Latest breaking news‼️

[notSTOCKS @Notstocksdotfun]

@RobinhoodApp New offers loading … for $nstocks

[. @hmunie0]

@chingflips Still here still trying it's been years. What wallet address?

[notSTOCKS @Notstocksdotfun]

🚨 NOTSTOCKS NEWS - DEVELOPING

The SEC has uncovered something unusual.

During today’s investigation, officials discovered that The Notaries are not listed on any traditional exchange.

No ticker on Wall Street.

No trading floor.

No office.

No permission.

Yet somehow…

they’re still here.

One SEC investigator reportedly asked:

“If they’re not listed… how are they operating?”

The Board’s response?

“That’s the point.”

The SEC has now escalated the investigation.

More details expected at 6 PM.

⚠️ PARODY / FICTIONAL NOTSTOCKS NEWS

[notSTOCKS @Notstocksdotfun]

GM NOTARIES ☀️

Another day. Another opportunity to NOT buy stocks.

$NSTOCKS is nothing without the community behind it.

Show up. Stay active. Spread the word. Bring another NOTARY into the movement.

[HOOD4663 @hood4663_rh]

hit the middle $HOOD

[notSTOCKS @Notstocksdotfun]

🚨 NOTSTOCKS NEWS - BREAKING

The SEC has officially discovered notSTOCKS.

Sources report that officials have spent the night attempting to answer one simple question:

“What the fuck is a notSTOCK?”

The Board has declined to comment.

The Intern has been instructed to delete the evidence.

The investigation is officially underway.

Good morning, Notaries.

Today, the SEC is watching. 👀

⚠️ PARODY / FICTIONAL NOTSTOCKS NEWS

[notSTOCKS @Notstocksdotfun]

Crypto taught us to ape into narratives.

Stocks taught us to watch the market.

$NSTOCKS said:

why not turn the whole thing into a meme?

$nstocks

[notCOSTCO @notCOSTC]

Kirkland energy.
Warehouse religion.
$nCOST

[. @hmunie0]

@Notstocksdotfun the ticker of this run

[notSTOCKS @Notstocksdotfun]

GM Notaries.
23 NotStocks. One community.
And we’re NotDone