I BE HONEST WITH YOU BANANAS IF YOU KEEP TURNING THE BROWN BEFORE I PEEL YOU AND EAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOU IM GOING TO STOP BUYING YOU. STAY YELLOW OR GO FUCK YOURSELF.
Levels of saying “I want to leave”:
1. Sitting on edge of sofa
2. Looking at watch
3. Saying “is that the time?”
4. Slapping thighs
5. Saying “right”
6. Placing mug near sink
7. Putting on coat
8. Saying “right” again
You’re staying for at least another hour at this point.
A British person, staring out of a rain-soaked window, observing the rain and all the rain-soaked things it falls on, is unable to resist making, even to people freshly wet from being in the rain, this shrewd observation:
“Still raining”