SCREW HEAD

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[Vivian @perlucidum]

guy who hasn’t stopped thinking about you for 16 hours straight: no worries if not

[𝐰𝐢†𝐜𝐡𝐬𝐲 @evilitalian]

was at home depot with my dad and we saw a service dog. my dad asked to pet him and the owner said “he’s working.” so my dad knelt down, pet the dog, and said “what does he do”

[Aurora Britt @Britt4rva]

holy shit we are all going to die

[Luis 🦦 @TheLuister_]

Held the elevator door open for a kid and his little brother. The kid said thanks, and his little brother said "thank you for saving us"

[Tiberius @tiberiusfiles]

IBM, 1979. We’re regressing at a rapid pace.

[SCREW HEAD @hnrysdad]

@MrBeast @NebsGoodTakes @Fwiz @YouTubeGaming @vegetta777 @JeIIy @Lazarbeam @ItsFunneh @Minecraft @Roblox @FortniteGame @FreeFireBR @Slogo

[tweet deleter @BrittanytB]

When pets use pillows as pillows

[🇬🇾 @geekedgoob]

Held the door for a girl and she used the other one

[Hana 🧡💙 @HanaHoops]

This is one of those Centel posts you know is 100% coming true one day

[Nicholas Craven @NicholasCraven_]

you cant “i dont take sides” dead babies

[Pop Base @PopBase]

All three remaining opening acts and Ed Sheeran’s touring band have announced that they are dropping out of the remaining dates of his ‘Loop’ tour in solidarity with Palestine and Macklemore.

[lex ❦ @atropalex]

doodled a cow on a quiz and my professor handed it back with wings and sunglasses added

[lu 🦔 comms open @caterpillu]

Kurapika during his alliance w hisoka

[Rango @Rango_Sot]

only happens to me.

[frida ángel 🇻🇪🇵🇪 @professorgaysex]

Sean Strickland using Elliot Page’s correct pronouns #darkwoke