"the Swedes are social democrats who love fascism, the Norwegians are fascists who love social-democracy. We have not yet been able to communicate with the Danes"
-Zhou Enlai when asked about Eurovision
I said to this dude at spybar last night “ayoo it’s 7-11 free slurpees” and he said “what?” and I said “it’s July 11th… free slurpees” and he said “man, free everybody”