hombrejose

anti mint chocolate

[hombrejose @hoMbrehhh]

Mann in n out sure hits different after a certain time of night

[Brooklyn @bklynb4by]

when you make a mistake in work and then see the “hi everyone, just a friendly reminder” message

[hombrejose @hoMbrehhh]

@mcavoyist guess you can say professor X has always been class conscious huh

[Cheo Hodari Coker @cheo_coker]

One single line was all it took to take viewership to the stratosphere. "....Then I was like, nah..."

[never better @wiremxther]

you understand how important this is? do you have any fucking idea?

[gal kilmer @beepupkin]

waiting out the geography and sports categories at trivia night before locking in for arts and entertainment

[Wolfy🌈 @WolfyTheWitch]

and his disciples heard him say it

[hombrejose @hoMbrehhh]

@elbrus_uwu @abortedamyadams man still wish they added the peach

[rajesh sandcat @rajeshsandcat]

flight attendant said they’re out of gingerale … ok so why am I even on this plane

[Brooklyn @bklynb4by]

this was a fatal gag…

[フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @NorthernIion_LP]

im in fucking tearss

[tate @50FirstTates]

[picking petals off a flower] we're cooked. we are so back. we're cooked. we are so back. we're cooked

[rachel zegler (she/her/hers) @rachelzegler]

don’t ask why but i need stanley tucci’s character to run into his ex lover, benoit blanc, and we realize it’s the devil wears prada 2: knives out 3

[I’m Jeff @whosjeffiam]

The only two genders I recognize